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no sir I am definitely not a cluster of bees in a trench coat (Any Pronouns)
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chaospersonifiedasaclusterofbees

Uh yes hello hi this is my blog.

I go by many names, but you can call me Bee or Sam. I don't care which one you pick. I use any pronouns(including neopronouns, go wild) so don't worry about misgendering me.

I mostly reblog and shitpost, although occasionally I'll go on a rant or post images.

I hope you find enjoyment in the screaming chamber that is my blog <3

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rayclubs

Making a list of random Russian words I think Heavy would say so y'all can stop putting "da" and "niet" everywhere.

  • "Ну" - an interjection, untranslatable.
  • "Так" - "so" - another interjection.
  • "Всё" - "all" / "that's all" - usually used to signify being done with something. "Всё, I'm tired, let's go home." Can be used in conjunction with past tense to signify an intention. "Всё, I left. " ("That's it, I'm leaving.")
  • "Ну да." - "Yeah, right." - sarcastic.
  • "Ну да, конечно." - "Yeah, right, of course." - very sarcastic.
  • "Тихо" - "quiet" / "be quiet" - can be used literally, but also has mild comedic potential. Use it when someone is making a point that is factually correct, contradicts your point, but also you kind of hate it. "I am pretty good at chess." - "You never won against Medic." - "Тихо."
  • "Куда?!" - "Where?!" - use when someone or something is moving in a direction you neither expected nor desired. For a more obscene (mat) version, see: "Куда, бля?!"
  • "Давай" - "let's go" - can be used in a variety of contexts, including but not limited to: a suggestion, an encouragement, a sarcastic taunt, and a substitute for "goodbye". "Давай, see you later."
  • "Отстань" - "leave me alone" - said when annoyed by someone. For a mat version see "отъебись", for plural see "отстаньте" and "отъебитесь".
  • "Ладно" - "alright" - has a ton of uses. One I'd like to see is reluctantly agreeing to something you'd previously dismissed. "Ладно, you convinced me!"
  • "Короче" - lit. "shorter" - an extremely common interjection. Depending on context, can be translated as "so" or "to put it briefly". "The BLU team has a turret on the roof, a stickybomb ambush in the tunnel, and a Spy in our territory - короче, we are fucked."
  • "Хорошо" - "fine". Can be used instead of "ладно" or in the same sentence. "Всё, ладно, хорошо, you convinced me! Now отстань."
  • "Бывает" - lit. "Happens" - used when reacting to a relatable story, or when trying to comfort someone who just experienced an unpleasant but relatively minor thing. Not unkind, but not overly empathetic either. My sis said it when my cousin announced his breakup at the family table. Happens. Shrug.
  • "Надо" - "need" or "gotta" - used in response to someone protesting the inevitable. "I don't wanna wake up at 6 frickin' AM to do Soldier's stupid frickin' training!" - "Надо, Scout, надо."
  • "Жесть" - lit. "Tin" - not sure where the use comes from, but it's said in reaction to something shocking and almost always negative. "His head blew up. Жесть." Not a rule, but I would use it with a period instead of an exclamation mark, for emphasis.
  • "Ужас" - "horror" - same context as "жесть", but worse. Can also be sarcastic. Can also extend into a full sentence: "Какой ужас!" - "What terror!".
  • "Стой" - lit. "Stand" (verb, imperative) - wait, hold on, hold up a minute, etc. See "стойте" for plural. "Подожди"/"погоди" (plural "подождите"/"погодите") is very similar and literally means "wait".
  • "Спасибо" - "thank you".
  • "Пожалуйста" - "please". Can also be a response to "thank you".
  • "Всегда пожалуйста" - "always please" - a very lovely response to "thank you", basically means you're always ready to help.
  • "Не за что" ("for nothing") and "на здоровье" ("for health") - two more nice responses to "thank you".
  • "Будь здоров" - lit. "Be healthy" - "bless you", like when someone sneezes.

Will add more later.

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gofishgo

Finally someone did it

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cannabiscomrade

So Arizona launched an “education hotline” that allows “concerned parents” to report “””critical race theory””” and other things like ~gender identity~ being taught in the classroom

It would be a shame if the number and email were spread to bad actors looking to prank call the AZ Department of Education

602-771-3500 or empower @ azed .gov 🤡

‘Empower’ hotline by Arizona Dept. of Education dealing with prank calls in first week
Horne said two staff members are sorting through the calls, and two investigators are working on credible leads.
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yeah-yeah-beebiss-1

and for the love of god, don’t just spam it with memes or le funny shrek jokes or whatever, they’ll just hang up

make plausible-sounding reports for things that don’t actually exist, so that they actually have to waste time/resources investigating false leads - the goal is to waste time they would otherwise be using to do their jobs, not to get tumblr clout for being an epic troll

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neko-setsuka

So apparently the internet article said the superintendent wouldn't be deterred by the prank calls because they would 'taper off eventually'. It'd be a real shame if this post stayed in circulation via queues so they get a consistent list of prank calls to filter through. 😇

chaospersonifiedasaclusterofbees

Hi hello apparently yesterday was IAD?? I did not know that!!

Hello to my fellow ace spectrum people! I hope you had a wonderful day of being appreciated.

I myself am on the asexual spectrum, Cupiosexual to be specific. This means I feel no sexual attraction, but still desire sexual relationships with others. I still feel romantic attraction and very much desire romantic relationships.

Happy IAD!!! Sorry for being late, I didn't even know this existed.

#international asexuality day#asexual#aromanitc#cupiosexual#yayy!!#what a great day
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bearotonin-international
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Marlene wants you to draw her like one of your French girls

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chaospersonifiedasaclusterofbees

I tried my best!

Hope I did Marlene Justice!!!

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bearotonin-international

OMG!! Marlene is so flattered! So impressed! You made her look exactly as beautiful as she is. Marlene loves your gorgeous portrait of her (and the team is pretty darn fond of it too!!!)

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chaospersonifiedasaclusterofbees

Absolutely foaming out the mouth right now I am in love with this blog!!! I give a big thank you to the team for documenting one of the most shaped animals to exist <333

chaospersonifiedasaclusterofbees

When I first learned abt tsp I imagined the Narrator with like

Kinda a wheatley voice? Much more posh and British sounding, but his tone in my head was realllyyyy similar. Not because I actually know jack shit about portal, but because that tone of voice fits with how fucking whiney Narry is sometimes.

You can imagine my stone cold shock(and mild horny) when a fucking rumbly sexyman voice begins to tell the story of a man named Stanley.

Anyways, that's where my brain has been recently.

Back to the void.

#the stanely parable#portal 2