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@chaoskazz

Snail boy | a warlock in a world of wizards
Catch me on twitch at twitch.tv/chaoskazz

imagine you knew a dude and you were pretty chill with him, maybe you were friends but youre not really sure, but one day he just starts attacking you and gets taken away by the cops and you never see him again. a few months later you go to a play with your new group of friends and you find out via the play he died. thats how zuko felt watching jet die in the ember island players episode

zuko watching stage jet play around in some trees with the original trio: oh cool I didn’t know you guys knew jet. i met him once on a trip to ba sing se, we stole some food, got into the city, had a fight, and he was hauled off by the dai li and i havent seen him since lol

zuko watching stage jet get brainwashed and die: WHAT THE FUCK

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Zuko’s having a minor crisis here and Sokka thinks he’s just referring to the play.

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actually really fucking funny that sometimes the little guys on the wet speck close their curtains because that thing got annoying

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I think my favorite bit i do with customers is when white women are like ‘i dont know what to getttttt’ and i hit them with the ‘you should be bad~ 😈’

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Saying ‘you should be bad!!’ In like Gay Voice to a white woman at starbucks has like the same psychological impact as going like ‘who’s a good boy?’ To a dog. It makes them so excited in a really endearing way.

And why did the value plummet, Marissa? Why did it plummet?

Would like to know how exactly she wouldn't fuck up Netflix or Hulu

What does that even mean? PDF as in Portable Document Format?

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i cannot stress enough that i dont think yahoo even knew what a pdf was

yoooo, everyone hop on the vodafone germany metaverse/nft discord server, they only just made it, it has a vodafone logo petting emoji and you can annoy their web 3.0 employees by spamtagging them!!! all around a great experience, also you get to talk to me in gen chat!

(i would never condone harassment of vodafone metaverse employees ofc 😇)

funniest shit ever

they just basically completely disabled all features in this discord server

i am banned o7

apparently the invite link works again? if anyone wants to have some fun (without me)x

i was gonna say it Does have a tail thats what the cord is thats why its called a mouse!!!! and then i remembered most mouses are cordless now and got fucked up bc IT IS A HAMSTER and now immfucked up bc like. technology has advanced so must thay mice have changed species

it matters to me that you all know i was wizard high when i wrote that

can you imagine the discourse that would go on on dog tumblr

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okay how do you pronounce the name of this item -> 👟

a-WOOF (correct) 🟦⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ 2.1%

A-woof (wrong) ⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ 0.2 %

other? (tags) 🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦⬜️ 97.7%

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okay we need to talk about the term “small dog syndrome” and its roots in ableism and other forms of systematic puppression. rant under cut.

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okay I’m gonna be real I can’t stand antimailmanblr lately. i know we all hate mailmen and there’s nothing wrong with that but I think dogxxing might be a little too fucking far.

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op please try to stick to nongendered language like mailpeople! using “mailman” exclusively may undermine the point you’re trying to make!

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my stance on dogxxing has changed

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for the love of dog PLEASE stop using the term “tr*pod dogs”!!! this is a derogatory term!!! you should be treating all disabled dogs with love and kindness, not demeaning them!!!!

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op I appreciate you trying to support us but there’s actually a very widespread movement to reclaim the term “tripod”. your pinned post says you’re an “able pawed ally”, so I’d recommend you checkout the tripodpunk/tpunk tags on the site to see some more varied stances within the community. a lot of three legged dogs actually prefer to be referred to this way!

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kill yourself

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honestly if you’re still supporting doug the pug after what he said on monday unfollow me idgaf.

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Pawnonymous said:

go get hit by a car

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IS THIS BECAUSE I SAID I’M NOT ATTRACTED TO LASSIE

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pawnon’s right find the nearest street now

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I’M GAY

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hi dogblr! i’m hoping you all can give me some advice. my shih tzu recently had to go on a temporary wet food diet to recover from a surgery, and now she’s refusing to eat any dry food. what can I do to convince her to start eating dry food again? i can’t feed her wet food forever, and i was wondering if you can tell me any tips that make dry food more enticing! thank you!

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wet food forever

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wet food forever

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wet food forever

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wet food forever

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wet food forever

So a free tool called GLAZE has been developed that allows artists to cloak their artwork so it can't be mimicked by AI art tools.

AI art bros are big mad about it.

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"I don't get why can't htey just put a sort of digital watermark on glaze artwork as a warning" Now, I may just be a simple country bean from high up in the cascades, but I figure that might have had something to do with the part where watermarks and warnings were one of the first things these models were taught to scrub.