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Chaos Jester

@chaosjester666

A chaotic, unhinged, arachnid obbsed polyamurous pansexual Court Jester, who has too much and too little free time.
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So I was rewatching the scene from Bofuri Season 1 where Maple dives in to rescue her girlfriend Sally,

And it occurs to me that we never actually get an answer to HOW exactly Maple managed to seemingly fly a fairly considerable distance so quickly, given that Syrup was still in transport mode.

Given the lack of explanation and considering who Maple was with beforehand, I can therefore only conclude that Maple most likely had Yui and Mai use their overpowered Strength to basically fastball special her halfway across the map. Probably using their giant hammers to do it too, considering even THOSE likely can’t hurt her that much.

I mean, let’s face it. That is ABSOLUTELY a plan Maple would come up with.

NEW HEADCANON ACCEPTED

Palkia/Dialga/Giratina: *about Pikachu and Ash* I think I’ve met these two before

*flash to a memory of Ash dressed in the Hisui Survey Corp garb wielding the first ever bat made in Hisui with the exact same Pikachu at his feet. Both ready to beat the shit out of the three gods with their bare hands*

All three: ah, yes. Them.

Plus Maria would read all those horror novels with him.

She would pretend to be a Vampire.

She and shadow got in trouble once for cutting holes in the bedsheets and pretending to be ghosts when the artificial gravity shorted out.