you are insane

How to draw some meeses. Some cheese bois. Some rodent squadron.

the context feature is so fucking funny i hope this fucks every single advertiser ever for the rest of time

FINE PRINT UNDER EVERY AD BY THE END OF 2023

there's still a week left for the funniest possible thing to happen (charles dying before the coronation) like to charge reblog to cast or whatever

I do not ask this lightly, the Missouri AG’s office has started a site to build a list of trans people. Clog the system. That’s the life of a trans kid who gets another day on this earth. Spam the fuck out of it, it’s not sophisticated. You don’t need to use a real email. Post as much as you’d like

Go full Bart Simpson with this I want the brainless worthless cunts responsible for this to have to sort through thousands of fake reports with names like Hugh Jass and Amanda Hugankiss

@ technology understanders. please set up an autoGPT instance to automatically generate and submit endless amounts of fake data

In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.

I kept it in a terrarium and it became a normal 🐸 despite everything. About a year afterward (I thought) it died, so I sadly put it in a shoebox in the shed until the ground thawed enough for a proper funeral but when that day came I opened the box and the frog was fine.

This is funnier than anything I have ever said.

This post is to Easter what a Geiger counter is to radiation.

the only thing in our new apartment so far

What else do u need

Mark Maggiori western painting study, as a warm-up

the intersecting needs of christian childrens cartoons to make all biblical figures both painfully average looking white people and as un-sexualized as possible creates a hellish world where all of humanity is descended from 2 Jon Arbuckles

I’m gonna need a sketch concept of Garfield as the Snake on my desk by 5.

I may have to cleanse my computer after this act of sacrilege.

I don’t remember this part of Good Omens

the creator of hatoful boyfriend created a design for frankenstein’s monster and this is one of the COOLEST interpretations i have EVER seen

Antarctosuchus, “Antarctic Dinosaurs” exhibit, Field Museum

6/15/2018

[ID: A Fender guitar with a patterned Telecaster body, a white pickguard, and gold hardware. The body is a soft brown colour patterned with vintage flower illustrations and pale paisley patterns. /end ID.]

A crocodile mom and her little ones

Porcelain figurine

Image description: a figure of a crocodile with four little crocodiles on its backs. end Image description

Do u still want me

i bet cats think they look like really awesome panther beasts with huge claws in their minds. i bet theyre always like i look sooooooo bad ass right now when theyre walking around looking like this

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