god i hate getting dick
SICK. SICK. SICK.

god i hate getting dick
SICK. SICK. SICK.
Fandom: Phineas and Ferb
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Worth it.
I’m sorry I might sound like a madwoman for going on a rant about this but man, it’s… I don’t know how to express it but just the thought of some person, 120 years ago, taking a photo of their cat, which back then wasn’t easy - they didn’t have phones with cameras, each photo required a lot of time and dedication, so not only the person “wasted” a whole photo on their cat, they also did their fricking best to save this photo and carefully put it into an envelope to preserve it so that people in the future will know that there was this cat and it looked like this and it’s owner thought the cat looked lovely that day so much that they decided to take a photo of it and then they loved the photo so much that they went out of their way to preserve it for future generations like “hello people from the future! this is what my cat loos like!” because they loved their cat so much they wanted people from the future to know about it is… crazy to me… and here we are, 120 years later, long after the cat and it’s owners passed away, looking at an old photo of a cat and gushing about it. The cat died so long ago and wouldn’t even know it existed if not for the owner that loved their cat so much that they decided this photo was worth preserving and put it into a time capsule. and seeing now how people dedicate whole blogs to their cats and take countless pictures of them just to show to other people really hits because you realize that in the end, people from today aren’t that much different from people that were 120 years ago. We all just love our cats and want people to look at them.
I bet this woman was imagining the photo may be seen by like… a family some day. But no. It survived till the age of the internet. It has now transcended the original media. It is now being seen by far more eyes in far more places than the media she chose would normally allow. I hope the taker of this 120 year old photo is PROUD.
Babe, you okay? you reblogged “and we were nice to each other” like 12 times again
Absolute shenanigans
this is the best video on this whole website
Was playing casuals on dustbowl and someone during setup said "Aight fellas if we win I'm taking y'all to Legoland" to which someone unleashed the loudest, piercing, throat-wrenchingly loud
I've heard in my whole fucking life
the majority of the team spent the entire game arguing how many legos they’re allowed to buy, and which sets in particular
we won btw
ok NOW we can all freak out marvel vfx workers voted to unionize
robots are so so cute,,,, love is stored in the wires
WHO TOUCHED MY POST
WHO TOUCHED MY FUCKING POST
i keep getting notifs of neil gaiman liking good omens related posts and always thought that he was just a fan. i opened his profile today AND FOUND OUT HE WROTE IT????
passports…should not expire
actually i have decided that passports shouldn’t exist at all
i love it here
Me when I'm about to do a terrorism but I am stopped by a cop asking for my passport
By growing it in the dark it means the rhubarb doesn't place any energy and nutrition into growing leaves. So it puts everything into the edible stem and grows taller, more nutritious and tastier.
The candle light is just tradition. You could use electric lights if you wanted.
Remember calming cat? Remember when tumblr was this color? If you don’t that’s fine. I just feel old and alone.
You’re never alone. There is always calming cat.
Kidd Gorgeous -Nightfish
[image description: a gif parodying edward hopper’s nighthawks. it depicts the diner filled with water and various fish swimming around inside it. the light from the diner casts reflections through the water onto the street outside. /end description]