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grindcore father and breakcore mother talking to their harsh noise baby: bwoooooooooow…💥BWBBWMAMAMMAMMBAAAAAAAAAMBWABMWBABBAWMWAB💥 BABABAABABBABBABABBABABWSSHOOWOOOOOOOOOOooo💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥WBWBWW BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPWPAPWPWAPPWAPWAPAWPPWAPWBWAPBWAPBPWAPBWABPWAPBAWBPWAPBWMMMMMMMMMMmm💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥MMMMMMMMMMMWBBWBBAWBWBWBBWBWB baby: H h H h H h H h H h H h 💥 H a  h h HH Hh HH E E E E  E E 

yknow i was wondering why i recognized this guy and then the username watermark finally caught my eye. and yall. its him.

WHAT?

rb and put in the tags what the prev person is to you

my wife, upon learning that pubes can be straight: Thats not bush,,, thats just grass

The real challenge of cooking for one is that potato size takes on disproportionate importance. There are so many dishes where one average potato isn't enough, but two average potatoes is too much, so now I'm assessing diameters and ratios like a tuber phrenologist in search of the potato that's just the right amount of potato.

Try going by overall weight rather than size

Do I strike you as the sort of person who can reasonably be expected to keep track of partial potatoes?

consider: any partial potato can simply be boiled. miniature mashed potato for you

Any partial potato will be forgotten in the back of the fridge until the resulting mould culture starts developing a state religion.

Teachers when a child shows a single ounce of individuality or creativity:

Ian Stone, Doubting Thomas, oil on linen, 12x16 in, 2023

"If you know the painting by Caravaggio, Doubting Thomas, it was my direct inspiration for this piece.

A doubting Thomas is a skeptic who refuses to believe without direct personal experience. 50-60 years ago, it was not uncommon for people to think or believe that being gay was a phase or a mental illness or deviance in some shape or form. It's embarrassing that the same things are being said about trans people today."

STOP SCROLLING!!! THIS IS NOT A PHOTO IT'S OIL ON LINEN!!!!!!!!!

I’M SORRY, THE CAR WINKS??????? BEFORE IT PULLS THAT TURN AND LEAVES????

Whoever invented getting out of bed can go to hell

when i say lmfao it means laughing my faggy ass off

Ugh, was having a great time mocking my recently imprisoned rival when I noticed the camera positioning makes it so that I appear behind the bars, thus framing me as trapped in a metaphorical prison of the narrative, now my whole day is ruined. Fuck.

*me reaping* i know i for sure did not sow this much no way all this was me

Sad to be the one to tell y'all, but aborted children and children died before christening don't get into heaven. They go to the Limbus, the outermost circle of hell, where the souls go who are exempt from paradise without it being their fault

You need to update your sources

Since 2007 unbaptized children go to heaven and limbo doesn't exists anymore

mf aint even read the patch notes

@salticid​ you’re amazing and I love ur cryptic spambot convo I hope u like this!!

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IVE FOUND IT AT LAST

ph my fuckning gog

why the fuck is it called the xbox 360 what does 360 mean???????????????????

when u see it u turn 360 degrees and walk away

turning 360 degrees would face you right back to the xbox you dipshit

this post somehow still in circulation despite everyone involved being deactivated

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pillbug girl goes to a party and meets someone