fuck me, it’s true.

My dinnar 💪💯❗💥

This is one of your worst posts yet man

Poverty Food

Visual Innuendo

You called me dirt sucking poor and told me my carrot looks like a cock

me flirting with a croissantgirl: ahhh mademoiselle you are looking so gibbous today

they should hang me from the cross. I’m sorry moon. I’m sorry croissants.

Wow.... so you’re telling me you took an action that resulted in the death of one person...... to save the lives of many people.... who would have died if you did nothing??? that sounds so familiar

How I sleep knowing there’s something wrong with me

i hate these modern all-plastic playgrounds for kids… safety blah blah blah, they’re ugly

i know that children crave steel and iron

People with ADHD speaking on any subject

It’s time for YOU to listen to me.

i was born inside an airpod case 3 minutes ago your honor and i love abortion

this is the most unhelpful post ever

do i look like a fucking faq to you

#f slur

is it a slur to ask questions frequently

autistic power couple

a little bit of LSD should appear spontaneously in your house every 60 days like a login reward in an online videogame

Make it make sense

CNN is under new management. The new guy in charge is conservative and is pushing the network further right to reel in conservative viewers.

Worst Emo Album Bracket Round 1 (Vote for the worse album)

if you don't chose pray for the wicked then I'm assuming you haven't heard it

IM SO SORRY I DIDNT PROCESS THAT IT SAID WORST!!! i put blurryface :( don’t pay attention to my vote guys i screwed up

I'm obsessed with how stoic this creature turns out

born

i ask because growing up i always thought i had a normal amount of cousins but now everyone always tells me i have a lot so i wanna see whats average

also i included that last option because its probably what fits best for me personally but for reference i think the amount of cousins i have is somewhere in the early 20s

So many people posting about court jesters but not enough people posting about The Court Jester (1955)

If this gets just one more person to watch The Court Jester (1955) I'd count that as a win

They broke the chalice from the palace!

But they replaced it with a flagon, with the figure of a dragon.

For those of you who have not seen this pinnacle of cinematic art:

(Yes, that’s Angela Lansbury off to the side there on the dias. She’s hilarious too.)