god damn, I really hope whoever reads this has a good day

like

I don't know you

but I can tell you really do deserve a good day

whatever it takes to make today a good day, if possible, please do it

real ones never left tumblr.

I have something I want to check, but the answer may scare me. Alright, here it goes:

Please reblog, though I'm pretty sure it's gonna be pretty conclusive regardless of sample size.

HERE'S YOUR DAILY REMINDER THAT

AND REMEMBER,

OP I sent this to my dad thinking he would be cheeky but

He was wholesome instead

Happy Father's Day everyone 😌

ppl knock at my front door like I’m gonna open it

Man I love vine and I’m gonna miss it! I’m totally jumping on the bandwagon but hey why not? Here is some of my favs!

Bless these human beings for simply being alive and living life. 

Treasure trove

Vine had pure chaotic energy that tiktok just cannot match and I miss it so much

Like looking at the ancient scriptures

How to feel as if you’ve downed a pitcher of margaritas, a couple of ludes, a bong rip, and some shrooms without actually doing all that.

DO NOT ENGAGE WITH BLUE CHECKS

Elon Musk is paying blue checks for ad revenue in the replies of their Tweets now. He is only paying "verified" accounts for this, even if the account in question has hundreds of thousands of followers.

Do not reply, quote-tweet, or retweet any posts made by a user with a blue check.

Spread the word. Quit Twitter.

I'm having SUCH a bad day could you please drop an image of that one dude from the Precambrian Era (you know the one)

philbert my beloved

I have been informed that Philbert (anomalocaris) is not from the Precambrian Era.

they are instead from the Cambrian Era, they are one of the many lovely creatures we were given after the Cambrian Explosion.

It is with a heavy heart that I must delete this post, as I simply cannot stand to spread inaccurate information about Philbert, whom I love.

This post will be deleted in 24 Hours,

5:13 Eastern Standard Time

No “see results” options we choose sides like middle schoolers

Please reblog so this can break containment

IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY

I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E

I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

ok who the fuck got this on my dash it’s still june

get spooky

how does this appear every june

T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

JUNE 1ST 2017 AND THIS IS THE FIRST THING I SEE.

WHY IS THIS ON MY DASH IN JUNE

LET’S GET SPOOKY

This will be on most people’s dash by midnight lmao

Happy June

Happy Pride!

Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions

I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.

Hey, babe wanna come over and fuck……..ing stab me to death

to be able to give such a small gift that brings so much joy is itself a joy

You can really see the transition from “oh god is that a fucking ticket” to “OH MY GOD ITS A TINY VERSION OF MY CAR”

Reblog if you

- have a crush on a tumblr blogger

- have been abducted by aliens

- have a secret guilty pleasure

- are in love with a fictional character

- pick your nose

- are in the closet

- ever commited a crime

- have a mental illness

- like sweets

No one will know which ones you reblogged it for ;)

my greatest fear is that one day i will make a big post

BUDDY IF YOU EVER DECIDE YOU WANT TO MAKE A BIG POST I'LL BE HERE TO GUIDE YOU THROUGH EVERY STEP OF THE WAY

aaaaa afraid

Reblog if you support squishy bellies, have a squishy belly, or have the desire to summon satan

i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door

Do you need something.

before this starts getting notes i have to add that this is not my dog. i dont know how he got in my backyard

the new pornbots’ url game is INSANE. complicit-rotting and warmmourning you would have done numbers if you were real