The first rule of violent trench warfare is to have fun and be yourself
The second rule is DONT GET YOUR FUCKING FEET WET
This Pride Month we remember to support ANYONE who has to fight for their humanity.
Happy Pride.
BLM.
Jon he's really trying here cut him a break
(tumblr crunched the resolution of this comic a lot rip)
I can’t believe they babygirlified baron afanas 😭
What if baron afanas made it into the barbie movie?
booty shorts except with the names of bloodborne enemies printed on the back
Holmes could ask Watson to go grocery shopping with him and he'd be like yes, always, I'll follow you anywhere so long as you'd let me, I'm completely and utterly yours to use as you wish & Holmes is like Excellent thanks
Holmes is always being like hey can you do me a favor & Watson's like I'd suck you silly right here and now if you asked & Holmes is like cool this is about a case though
[ID: an excerpt from The Adventure of The Illustrious Client broken into two screenshots. They read:
won't! Now, Watson, I want you to do something for me."
"I am here to be used, Holmes."
"Well, then, spend the next twenty-four hours in an intensive study of Chinese pottery."
He gave no explanations and I asked for none. By long experience I had learned the wisdom of obedience. But when I". The text cuts off. /end ID]
If anyone thinks I'm joking
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Bloodborne Official Artworks: Orphan of Kos, Fishing Hamlet Coast, & Mother Kos.
Why does this in all seriousness look like the poster for a comedy where an environmentalist activist hermit targets a rich asshole’s yacht club party and then it turns out they’re actually long-lost twins
ngl it's certainly something that Jonathan Harker is Dracula's chew toy for months, with Jonathan narrating everything he can remember or allow himself admit experiencing in this "sea of wonders" while being the Count's said plaything, but every single book or comic cover or movie poster or series promo is Dracula menacing Half-Naked Girl
🔥 choose violence ask game 🔥
- the character everyone gets wrong
- a compelling argument for why your fave would never top or bottom
- screenshot or description of the worst take you've seen on tumblr
- what was the last straw that made you finally block that annoying person?
- worst discord server and why
- which ship fans are the most annoying?
- what character did you begin to hate not because of canon but because how how the fandom acts about them?
- common fandom opinion that everyone is wrong about
- worst part of canon
- worst part of fanon
- number of fandom-related words you've filtered
- the unpopular character that you actually like and why more people should like them
- worst blorboficiation
- that one thing you see in fics all the time
- that one thing you see in fanart all the time
- you can't understand why so many people like this thing (characterization, trope, headcanon, etc)
- there should be more of this type of fic/art
- it's absolutely criminal that the fandom has been sleeping on...
- you're mad/ashamed/horrified you actually kind of like...
- part of canon you found tedious or boring
- part of canon you think is overhyped
- your favorite part of canon that everyone else ignores
- ship you've unwillingly come around to
- topic that brings up the most rancid discourse
- common fandom complaint that you're sick of hearing
Taking a walk because it feels good going to bed on time because it feels good waking up earlier because it feels good eating enough fruit because it feels good doing a workout because it feels good cooking myself a nice meal because it feels good staying in contact with friends because it feels good… sometimes joy is work but it’s always worth it
the thing about doing archeological excavations on livejournal is that you will find the most fucked up, horrific, legitimately sadistic, gorey torture fanfiction for your favourite characters, and it is not only in character but also well written, and then you look at the comments and they're all like 'ohmigod SQUEE!! *dies crying*" and you know what? they don't make fandom like that anymore
Anonymous asked:
just so you know 'jfc' (which you use in a lot of the tags on your posts) is an abbreviation for jesus fucking christ and you probably shouldnt use it if ur not a christian
I can't believe I read this with my own two eyes
They gatekeeping blasphemy now too 💀
He's sopping wet. He's pathetic. His dick game is terrible. He looks bad. He cries at the slightest provocation. Hes trembling in fear. He's unreliable. His personality is sad, just sad. I didn't say a name but he popped into your head, didn't he? ☺️
"you can't pick and choose what you like from canon" common misconception! yes you can
I love the wording of this. any science news, especially relating to space (and webb) automatically sound like poetry to me and then when they're also written like that... oh how beautiful.