The Corgi King

Shaved my head today

@staff @wip @engineering stop recommending me this post 

“based on your likes”

i’ve literally hit “NOT FOR ME” 6 times and you keep showing me BALD

STOP

look at my head boy

Lost icarly episode iSeen A Skull

iSeen A Skull found footage

D. S. Stylus would be a beautiful name for a poet

evil bruno mars i’d throw a grenade at you

Don’t read this Fucking caption if your done squeemish or sexually repressed bitch. But i just have to say this. I have a daydream where two people are playing a game where they take turns shoving apples in my ass. The loser is whoever can’t get the last apple in. Pretty brutal, huh? Well, I’m insane.

certified iconic post

they call them C batteries because they're batteries you can C

they call them D batteries because they're De batteries you need lol

YES!!!!!

Karl Marx would've been fine with capitalism if he got to try even one big Mac Hamburger from mcdonalds but unfortunately he lived in a fail century

I would literally rather be suicide baited it would be less effective at hurting my feelings than seeing this

bare essentals

He’s a minamilist

Where’s all his inside stuff

Didn’t need it

this is so funny

please come back 🥺 don’t you wanna watch cocomelon 🥺

He doesn’t even have the cup or the scepter

she’ll tear it clean off

Wii Sports soundtrack on white vinyl

WRONG thats a big wii game for the big wii

theres always some evil god damned wizard

<|⟩:^) i am immune to pesticides and disinfectants

<|:•)👆you are immune to pesticides and disinfectants

holy fuck twin boo boo horn attack instant fatality

hey chicken people are you okay

reduces but not eliminates

ah shit they're gaining on us. we gotta jettison some weight. throw all those stolen boomerangs out we don't need em

On it, boss!

Bad news, boss!