YEA WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM

when I procrastinate to the very last minute and almost ruin my life but somehow it works out

Stop letting your heart and your pussy choose your men.

I’m confused, what is left…

Oh nvm lmao my brain. You right sis lol you is right

You really forgot your whole brain.

she read this post with her pussy

them: u can’t just cut away ppl like that

me: snip snip

 I’m afraid of Americans

This is super real.

Completely accurate.

Yup.

I installed a ‘Relationship Saving Station’ at Ikea to help keep couples from fighting.

friendly reminder that “your grades don’t define you“ doesn’t mean that slacking off in school is fine, it means that you should be proud of what you HAVE achieved and not get too hung up over a bad grade every now and again.

Where I get me a man like this???

check the morgue on the fifth of july

yo when he lands a solid punch on one tho

Get ripped. Eat pasta. Be gay.

i think we as a people just need to have a glass of water 

I might not be the coolest, smartest or prettiest but for sure I’m the sleepiest.

ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID

RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD

funny story

when I was little, I would go on Nickelodeon.com all the time and they had this game similar to club penguin except it was called Nicktropolis. and if you forgot your password, a security question you could choose was “what is your eye color?” and if you got it right it’d tell you your password. so I would go to popular locations in Nicktropolis and write down random usernames who were also in those areas, and then i would log out and type in the username as if it were my own and see which of these usernames had a security question set to “what is your eye color?” (which was most of them, since it was easy and we were all kids). i would then try either brown, blue, or green, and always get in, then I would go to their house and send all of their furniture and decorations to my own account’s. and if it I didn’t want it, i could sell it for money

I love robbery and fraud

Dont start fallin in love just because somebody showing you a little bit of attention

try and stop me honestly

say it again riri it’s 2017 and this is still tru

“Forgive me Father for I have sinned” and “Sorry Daddy I’ve been bad” both mean very similar things but have wildly different connotations

How do I delete someone else’s post