whoever i end up marrying is going to be lucky af cause i got so much love to give

I may be an absolute disaster of an adult but when someone younger than me asks for advice I turn into a Wise Professor

Youngster: how do you cope with exams/anxiety/time management

Me, who just had a panic attack while eating a bagel at 2 pm:

What a scene!!

Reblogging again because.... God damn.

short girls always wanna fight yall like mini batteries overflowing with energy cause yall bodies too small to contain it if only yall had used it to grow instead

tiny hearts generate above my head when i think of u

I just watched a kid break down in the bookstore because his books for the semester totaled $600 and that’s the american university system in a nutshell

I was on the verge of tears when I got to the cashier so yeah, that’s messed up

Go here and just, don’t waste any more money okay?

YES. I FOUND THE THING, IF ANYONE DOESN’T HAVE MONEY FOR COLLEGE TEXT BOOKS LIKE ME, THEN GO HERE OKAY?

reblogging to remember and help for u guys

Reblogging for the college kids cause I’ll be one of you in like 4 years

a single distant, but very loud, yeehaw

It’s essay writing season for tons of students!

After being a college writing tutor for over a year, I thought I would share my advice with all you awesome people on tumblr. This is how I write essays, but if you’ve got more tips, feel free to add them below. 

Happy writing. You can do it!

spritzes of miss dior, light pink nails, glowing skin, baby pink accessories, lip gloss, lashings of mascara 

You think if I take a bath in the dark while listening to Hozier I’ll meet god?

Review: Would absolutely recommend. I didn’t meet any specific gods however I was suddenly overcome with the feeling that my body was a temple at which I was supposed to leave offerings. 

do you ever get into one of those moods where your heart aches and longs for something so deeply but you dont know what and your heart is like a stubborn toddler screaming i want it !!!! please give it to me !!!! And you’re desperately like i don’t know what kind of emotionally fulfilling experience to give you at 3 PM on a Wednesday !!!!!!!!!

A man wanting you to cum before him is big dick, big husband, big daddy energy

“i’m in kind of a weird mental place right now” i say, as if there are times when i am not in a weird mental place

I wanna be 14 again and ruin my life differently… I have new ideas

So you mean

Shit could be better