It is my sweet beautiful wife. My glistening wife.

falin is my new special interest.

Nightsong of Gore and Glory

why do coffee makers growl at you. What's the point of all that

They’re called baristas and they’re working very hard, they deserve to let off steam however they’d like.

VAL and Shrue dynamic that only exists in my mind moodboard

At least Yoko Taro is honest about it

ianthe

Photos from the West End production of The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe. There are actual tears in my eyes.

all my homies love boobs and hate the government

I made my own OC meme! :] The goal is to encourage people to think about their characters' word choices in written/spoken dialogue. Blank under the cut!

more girl rivalries in fiction should end in them having sex with eachother

me when two girls start off really antagonistic with each other but they end up as friends because i guess hollywood thinks it's a feminist or whatever now

'i guess i was mean to you because i was threatened by your femininity as the only other wo-' lez off with each other right now or it's homophobic

Can i be sensitive for 1 second or will i be tackled and killed

Goblin camp ^w^

i hear a good lyric and start mentally holding up blorbos like im in the home depot paint aisle comparing swatches

btw every time i say 'oaaough' or some variation of that i am trying to convey this emotion

Minthara Baenre and Zilira for @dancing--lights! Thank you so much! Oh, this piece was tons of fun and I absolutely love how it turned out. I rarely do rendered/painted commissions and it is always a delight to come back to this art style! And I love Minthara's design and she seems like a character that I would like a lot (even though I still havent started BG3 myself, bc I got stuck in Oblivion Gates again LMAO). A little close-up under cut!

I understand that a lot of people are really into gardening but i think you should refrain from pointing at peoples houses and announcing the sexes of the bushes outside because you might accidentally get the correct ratio of men to women in that household and scare the crap out of the residents inside. Especially if you’re going to end your statement with “that’s why they’re not going to survive”

Last night i was sitting at my computer with my window open and i heard a guy on the sidewalk walk up to my yard, vaguely point at my house (it was dark) and say “oh yea there’s 3 females and one male, thats why they’re not going to survive” and then walked away and it took me walking outside with a flashlight to understand he was referring to the fact that 3/4 of my rosemary bushes have flowers and that he was not stalking my family of 3 women and 1 man and threatening us

Namari

My liege they’re doing some Yaoi shit to our pikemen