It is my sweet beautiful wife. My glistening wife.

when moses returned from the mountain with the stone tablets with the 10 commandments and saw the people worshipping the golden calf

Toy Major Trading Co. Rubber Unicorn (2013)

WHAT THE FUCK IS NONCHALANT 😭😭😭 i was built to take a sword through my chest for you

Mods, geef hem een seinstoring

Mods, annuleer zijn trein

Mods, strand hem op den bosch

Mods, rij 'm voorbij alsof hij Tilburg Universiteit is.

Mods, laat er minder treinen rijden op zijn taject in verband met personeelstekorten. Laat hem rekening houden met een extra reisrijd van ongeveer 30 minuten. Er rijden bussen.

Mods, controleer hem terwijl hij aan het eten is.

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yes

“kill them with kindness” WRONG. TEETH AND CLAWS 🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺

i am actually meant for this world we need more autistic freaks obsessed with death and i must do my part

everyone saying "art doesn't need to be perfect" hasn't taken into account the art monster, the monster that comes and kills you if art doesn't look exactly like it did in your head

I saw you again in a dream, or maybe it was a nightmare

To save the earth maybe we have . To fuck it

No one show marcille the lord of the rings okay. She wouldn't fucking survive it without being so Aragorn x arwen pilled shed go crazy

God remember when u were 12 and you would just Make Art on like spare copy paper with crayola markers and an old pencil and even though you didn’t know anything about anatomy or perspective or anything you were jus happy to b Making Art and u didn’t constantly belittle your own efforts or feel like ur drawings weren’t good enough

🦴🦴🦴

omg

I’m sorry but that moment in GtN where Gideon walks in to see Ianthe in the process of Lyctorhood while Coronabeth sobs over Naberius’ body, and her immediate reaction is like - aw fuck, she must be so sad Tern is dead, only for the reveal to be that Corona is weeping cause Ianthe didn’t kill HER…!!! raw. instantly iconic. completely recontextualizes their relationship and adds like six fucked up layers. love the tridentarii twins

This is also my favorite, and seven layers of horror, because it is WAY more brutal for Corona to realize in a haze of abandonment that her love for her sister is very lopsided.

Imagine your twin, your other half, the sister who lied for you and fought for you and let her reputation as a necromancer go to hell for you - she knew she was going to live for centuries, and she decided to do it without you. She could have taken a piece of you with her, but you weren't good enough, and now she will attend your funeral someday.

Corona sees that Ianthe took Babs and her immediate reaction is, oh my god, I can't live without my sister but she can and will live without me.

battle couples has gotta be one of my favorite tropes though. The “you got me?” “Yeah, I got you.” The kiss for good luck. Fighting alongside each other for so long they know every strength and weakness. The dichotomy of being fucking terrifying to their enemies, but so soft with each other. When one is in danger and the other goes feral, protects them at any cost. When everything is over and done, it’s all “let me see where you’re hurt,” and washing off the dirt and blood.

Lae’zel is killing me because she’s like such a freak in so many ways and like we literally beat the shit out of each other and she’s so fucking into it and horny about it and I can push her down in the middle of camp after and just make out with her in the mud and blood from our fight in the middle of camp, and she is like soooo into it

But I ask her to just kiss me in public and she’s like “no I’m shy” and immediately turns into this 🥺

I love her