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louserz

the idea of anyone having feelings for me is so abstract ?? like me … possibly DATING in the future ??? someone I like who likes me BACK ??? iconic

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““Just friends” he says. “Just friends” I agree. He makes me laugh and tells me about his fears and hopes. He touches me in ways I didn’t think were possible- that I didn’t know were possible. “Just friends” he says. “Just friends” I hesitate. He holds me in his arms and kisses me at 3am. He laughs at my quirks and brushes my hair behind my ears. “Just friends” he whispers. “Just friends” I lie.”

— D.O.

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when yr so tired ur eyelids are like SHUT IT DOWN BOYS but ur brian is like OPEN THOSE GATES LADS n ur closing ur eyes then opening then closing then opening then closing then opening then closing

“ur brian”

listen here mate i know what i said and i stick by it i cling to my mistakes like a real man

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I’m passively suicidal
I think about suicide on a daily basis
And I have a feeling in my body that just screams “I want do die”
But I just never do it
I’m passively suicidal
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Me: you gotta love yourself
Friend: ????????????????????????????????????????? don’t you fucking hate yourself
Me: yea but this is about you stay focused
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““He doesn’t love me. He never did.” “How do you know that?” “I know because I am the only one who makes effort while he just giving me excuses. ‘Sorry, I was busy.’ 'Sorry, I have other priorities.’ 'I was tired last night.’ 'I ran out of battery.’ 'My parents called. Sorry, I couldn’t call you.’” Those are the cue for me to stop making effort.”

Excerpt from the book I’ll never write #32

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leohearts
“I’m not the type of person to give up on someone. Yes, sometimes I get really mad and upset so I need a minute to cool off but I’ll never abandon you. I don’t leave people. And I think that’s why it always hurts so bad when people leave me.”

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I am sorry someone loved you badly, and that they made you feel like you take up more space than you deserve. I am sorry they abandoned you when you need them the most and it has made you believe that love is an awful thing that hurts.

Nikita Gill

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cerastes

When you hit your elbow against something, but that specific point of your elbow

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it’s…called your funny bone…

that gif tho 

It’s not a bone actually- it’s a nerve that is exposed, specifically the ulnar nerve. The reason it feels so weird to hit it is that it’s not designed to deliver pain signals, so when you hit it it just wiggs out and sends Garbage signals to the brain, and the brain is just like “uh, dude- Ulnar, what the hell is this garbage?? You’re supposed to curl a finger and a half, and move some muscles in the forearm, why are you sending me this crap? How am I supposed to make this into sensory output?” And the Ulnar nerve is just like “dude dude dude, brain- what the hell is going on?!?” And the brain goes- “idiot. Fine. You’re on fire, freezing and being electrocuted. Happy?” And the Ulnar goes “holy crap brain!! I’m on fire, freezing and being electrocuted! What am I going to do!!??!” And the brain says “you’re an idiot ulnar. A damn idiot.”

This is how human anatomy should be taught

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“That’s just how I am lol” NAH. That’s a character flaw. Work on it. Fix it. Grow.

thank you, Russian Spy Agent

Putin is really looking out for our personal growth and development huh

god, the russian government troll farm agents were actually really good at tumblr

Source: twitter.com
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lets not forget this gem

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cant believe we’re leaving out this

and more importantly this

interesting how you forgot 

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and

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ok but

and

hmmm and perhaps

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and these ones too

I’m not sure how you managed to forget this gem:

excuse me but:

where would we be withour kermit

can’t believe y'all forgot

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mabylc

me: not today, satan 

satan: you’ve been canceling our plans for weeks now. if it’s something i said, please just tell me