the idea of anyone having feelings for me is so abstract ?? like me … possibly DATING in the future ??? someone I like who likes me BACK ??? iconic
““Just friends” he says. “Just friends” I agree. He makes me laugh and tells me about his fears and hopes. He touches me in ways I didn’t think were possible- that I didn’t know were possible. “Just friends” he says. “Just friends” I hesitate. He holds me in his arms and kisses me at 3am. He laughs at my quirks and brushes my hair behind my ears. “Just friends” he whispers. “Just friends” I lie.”
— D.O.
when yr so tired ur eyelids are like SHUT IT DOWN BOYS but ur brian is like OPEN THOSE GATES LADS n ur closing ur eyes then opening then closing then opening then closing then opening then closing
“ur brian”
listen here mate i know what i said and i stick by it i cling to my mistakes like a real man
““He doesn’t love me. He never did.” “How do you know that?” “I know because I am the only one who makes effort while he just giving me excuses. ‘Sorry, I was busy.’ 'Sorry, I have other priorities.’ 'I was tired last night.’ 'I ran out of battery.’ 'My parents called. Sorry, I couldn’t call you.’” Those are the cue for me to stop making effort.”
— Excerpt from the book I’ll never write #32
Source: empty–bucket
A loaf a day makes everything okay
“I’m not the type of person to give up on someone. Yes, sometimes I get really mad and upset so I need a minute to cool off but I’ll never abandon you. I don’t leave people. And I think that’s why it always hurts so bad when people leave me.”
—
— Nikita Gill
When you hit your elbow against something, but that specific point of your elbow

it’s…called your funny bone…
that gif tho
It’s not a bone actually- it’s a nerve that is exposed, specifically the ulnar nerve. The reason it feels so weird to hit it is that it’s not designed to deliver pain signals, so when you hit it it just wiggs out and sends Garbage signals to the brain, and the brain is just like “uh, dude- Ulnar, what the hell is this garbage?? You’re supposed to curl a finger and a half, and move some muscles in the forearm, why are you sending me this crap? How am I supposed to make this into sensory output?” And the Ulnar nerve is just like “dude dude dude, brain- what the hell is going on?!?” And the brain goes- “idiot. Fine. You’re on fire, freezing and being electrocuted. Happy?” And the Ulnar goes “holy crap brain!! I’m on fire, freezing and being electrocuted! What am I going to do!!??!” And the brain says “you’re an idiot ulnar. A damn idiot.”
This is how human anatomy should be taught
can we just….
Fuck you, Cheeto Voldemort
“That’s just how I am lol” NAH. That’s a character flaw. Work on it. Fix it. Grow.
thank you, Russian Spy Agent
Putin is really looking out for our personal growth and development huh
god, the russian government troll farm agents were actually really good at tumblr
lets not forget this gem
cant believe we’re leaving out this
and more importantly this
interesting how you forgot

and
ok but
and
and these ones too
I’m not sure how you managed to forget this gem:
excuse me but:
where would we be withour kermit
can’t believe y'all forgot
me: not today, satan
satan: you’ve been canceling our plans for weeks now. if it’s something i said, please just tell me





