That's amazing I am so jealous what the hell

kids were roleplaying with minecraft figurines and one of them had their figure go up to the other and say “i’m in love with you” and the other one replied “sword slash to the chest. and you’re on fire”

Pressed flower collage of a comet moth, by Helen Ahpornsiri

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

fun fact about me is that when i was a kid id write capital E’s with as many of those little horizontal lines as possible and id call them ladder E’s and adults fucking hated them

artistic rendition

All capital letters should have a leveled-up form

So far I’ve got

Please add your own unsettling godtier capitals!

New alphabet dropped!

oh my god, it’s beautiful

(future handwritten notes are gonna be so wonderfully cursed now, thank you! :D )

well it’s going to take some getting used to, @ceekari (don’t mind the redacted letter between T and U)

But I think i’ve taken a real shine to it! 

recursive

So i may have done a thing in an insomnia fueled jaunt into insanity.

find an .otf of the font here

This is how new alphabets get invented.

This is how some interesting new curses get written.

indeed, and clearly featuring that letter @theshitpostcalligrapher is trying to pass off as ‘redacted’ but is clearly /ascended/

no comment

Remember that "three items from the store to make the cashier most uncomfortable" meme? Apparently I accidentally found a winning combo tonight at the corner store, one of the usual clerks shot me a really weird look when I was checking out with these

Jimmy Budgett

Wasted away again in Meageritaville

Various patterns and colors of Trout skin

Either they're related or this is the same person

It wasn’t me this time, I swear

I'd like to believe you but we both know what you're capable of

I made sourdough like that. We jokingly called it the “tasty brick” and cut off super thin slices because it WAS delicious, but it was so dense, a single normal slice would sit heavy in your belly like a brick.

So the shower perch fell off the wall today and Mia got a bit more water than she bargained for

Mia would like the internet to know that she is now warm and dry

college-aged obama portraying himself as bisexual in an effort to attract artsy girls is the funniest thing i’ve read all week

LIST OF MEN WHO HAVE TRIED AND FAILED TO BE BISEXUAL:

Artistic rendition of the scare I just got in Skyward Sword

1000 posts!

Daily goose number 1000!!!!!!

barbie movie should open with a chimp mauling like NOPE did

For my aro siblings 😎

look at this

The video has audio, noises that – in some pattern I haven’t yet figured out – match the impacts of the circles; it adds to the experience, but isn’t necessary, if you don’t want to turn the volume on.

i… i never turned the sound on this video before

What the fuck

It's a yellow bittern! They are very creechur.

[x] [x]

Fermenting in a butch honoring way

I MEANT FEMME NOT FERMENTING