Sorry, PETA, I would 100% eat a T-Rex.
T.Rex would absolutely eat a chicken
A chicken would eat a T Rex, if it could get away with it.
Thank god finally
Why is every single one of you tagging this saying "oh just like horseshoe crabs" why the hell do you all know how horseshoe crabs mate off the top of your heads?
What the fuck do you mean "because of the lesbian horseshoe crabs"
Today I introduced my sister to “the problem of Susan” and I had to explain to her that Susan was left out of Narnia cuz she liked boys and lipstick now and without missing a beat she said but what about Peter? Does Peter not like girls? And I knew she was pointing out the inherent misogyny at the center of the “the problem of Susan” but the implications of that question are a source of much hilarity to meeee LMFAO like Does Peter not like girls? Does he like boys? Is he Gay? Is Narnia really just a homo-utopia where Lucy is also a lesbian and Edmund is a bisexual disaster and Susan was kicked out cuz she was too straight??? Can I make CS Lewis turn over in his grave with this new reading?
…I mean they literally were in the closet…
THEY WERE LITERALLY IN THE CLOSET!!!
Reblog to make C.S. Lewis turn over in his grave
TBH, once the nuances were explained to him, I think he’d find it quite funny.
is a faggot not owed a tasty little coffee treat after running into an ex-situationship while putting up posters for a local pride event in the 90 degree heat?
tell me will.
i do im celebrating my dogs birthday
shes turning 2
I’m also celebrating your dogs birthday
celebrating tumblr user heartseeker’s dog’s birthday on the fourth everyone
Elon Musk’s attorneys are immolating themselves as we speak
tbh the best way that i explain to other people what it feels like to live with an anxiety disorder is the one time when i had to get a fingerprint and background check done for a job and i, someone who has never received so much as a speeding ticket my whole life, spent thirty minutes panicking that i would fail because i might secretly be a criminal and have no idea
This is the most accurate post on anxiety ever.
Anthony Hopkins: Jonathan showed some clips for my benefit, and I remember the one when you get into the elevator with all those big FBI guys, and I thought “That’s it, this is brilliant! This is brilliant,” because there you are, this smaller person in this big macho, male world, coming in as the hero; Campbell’s Hero. Jodie Foster: Yeah, there are certain images that kind of get seared into your imagination and you say, “Oh, that’s the character, that’s what it’s about.” [..] There was a lot of, not so much apology but, an almost…a shame that she wasn’t bigger, that she wasn’t stronger, that she wasn’t louder. That in her past she had failed. I think that was the part for me. Once I understood that sense of this person trying to overcome the failure of what they were born into, I understood that that was her strength.
no one in spidaman has a new york accent i have to take it upon myself to constantly call him spidaman. peta paka
maybe I am just sentimental and easily impressed but tbh I disagree with the whole “yes local theater is almost always bad but it’s still important” thing bc I think a lot of local and amateur theater is really good actually! like yes I also agree that it’s important to support local arts no matter what the quality so I don’t think it’s necessarily a bad message but I also think if we really want people to go out and support community theater it’s also important to remember that there is a lot of talent outside of broadway or major touring productions so yeah going to see community productions is not something I feel I need to begrudgingly do just out of principle it’s something I genuinely enjoy.
