dj-nasir got the whole club complaining about his selection of metal
it's not even cringe; it's just personal and unpolished and you've been taught to flinch away from vulnerability which doesn't mock itself
everyone is all like "why does no one write love letters anymore" when the simple answer to that is, that vulerability and the unapologetic and unironic pouring out of ones emotions is almost always ridiculed in some way so
my favorite work memory from this store will always be “hey remember when the subway inside the store closed down and they let me take a bunch of their shit for free and now it lives inside my house?”
my life is a joke
“𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤, 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐬!” A TV commercial for Western Barbie, 1980.
Every time I get lower back pain at work I think about that scene from the incredibles where Mr. Incredible is being stretched by the giant robot and his back clicks in juuuust the right way and he laughs triumphantly and proceeds to tear the robot to pieces
God I wish that were me
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dark green is a nice color. underrated
ladies and gentlemen, Phtalo Green
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This is literally my favorite color. 😩 Smaragd green is another dark shade of green that I’m absolutely obsessed with.
hate when folk call the Sun “our nearest star” no you dweebs that’s OUR STAR! After everything she's done for you and you want to compare her to some lightyears away ass nobody called some shit like Guncho 785B? We're not spinning eternally around any old ball, we’re three deep in the window on board the Sol Train and she did NOT provide the catering, the itinerary and all the fuel to share credit with some two-bit Proxima Centauri hack. point to these nuts in a constellation while you're at it. i love the sun
can you tell the days are getting longer again
im your poor little manic pixie dream meow meow girl. women want me fish think they can fix me. i dont know.
I hate the trend of just describing books with what minorities the main characters represent and nothing else. not only does it feel weird + exploitative to me it's also such a shoddy ineffective marketing technique. "this is my book with queer polyam disabled vampires you should buy it" ok great but what is it like. about. what are the themes. why should I read it
And I hate both the fact that publishers no doubt force authors to do this AND the fact that independent authors do it of their own volition too. and that it works on most people. actually let's just abolish the way that people on tiktok and some extremely annoying parts of tumblr talk about books in general forever
i'm not actually mad i just like the comedic delivery of righteous but pointless anger
“They’ll never find the body” is a boring threat. Threaten that they’ll never stop finding the body
They’ll be recovering pieces of you for at least three months. You will be alive for at least two of them.
That’s terrifying
y’all better learn how to stop saying “kill yourself” to each other and “i’m gonna kill myself” to yourself and start enjoying the garden of life or i’m going to rip you apart and then i will plant you in the earth and you will become a tree. what will you do with these cruel urges then, hm? when you are a walnut tree. you’ll be making walnuts
Cover letter with the vampire
CV update with the vampire
Intake paperwork with the vampire
Workplace Harassment online training module with the vampire
New employee orientation with the vampire