sweet-spoken curse of men

friendly reminder that findtags is the best way to search tumblr’s absolutely destroyed tag system. it actually accurately looks through the tags without omitting results. it’s the only thing i use at this point because it’s the only thing that works

Thank you.  I’d never heard of this.

this is inexplicably my favorite tiktok ever it brings me to tears every time why did he do thatttt

they hate me because im an effeminate man and a masculine woman

that little squirrel boy is about to get it

get what

day 5: appearances

POV you are the mirror and you’re looking at a bunch of idiots who will spend hours making sure that they have their daily look on down to a t and no one else would even notice… except themselves….

"it's not queer fiction unless the queerness is explicitly declared in the text according to currently accepted terminology and in a way that meets the approval of the entire audience" I mean follow your heart I guess but I trust myself as a queer person to recognise queer themes

"but doesn't this risk giving the author undue credit for queer representation" I do not care about the author

fuck "girl lunch" fuck "girl math" a woman is a hairy animal who sweats and grunts and excretes and hungers and gets wrinkly and dies eventually. you have to love that.

a woman is one of many types of beast

list of mundane things that feel like ancient human rituals

May I add?

Shout out to my mom!!!!! She will not see this she does not use tumblr

I love you mom!!!!!

Okay, was anyone gonna tell me that Phoenix and Miles se tutoient* in the French version of AA3, or was I just supposed to find that out from TV Tropes???

(*That is, they address one another with the familiar “you,” which. Wow. That sure is a move, lol, especially from someone like Edgeworth.)

Anyway now I’m slowly going through all the games in French bc I’m dying to know which characters use tu vs vous with each other.

while kissing my cat's little head: you're a problem *smooch* you're a terror *smooch* you're a menace to society *smooch smooch smooch*

psychopomp is basically like if a word was cool as hell. like just three syllables of pure swag honestly.

hozier saw this post and was like yah put it on the album

a league of their own being cancelled after being renewed is so fucking heart breaking.

but if they think we're gonna be mad at the wag/aftra for fighting for their right and not at them for taking it as an opportunity, Amazon is clearly wrong and stupider than i thought.

Cat sees long time human friend after a long time

(via)

*sidles up to you at the bar* would you like to hear my wise aphorism

only if it's actually wise. the last guy who asked me this had a pretty foolish aphorism tbh

oh… uhuh… *really should have prepared this ahead of time* never ignore… the melody of time… when your shoe’s untied?

*considers this aphorism sagely, sipping my horrible and bitter potion*

yes. there is wisdom in this. he whose shoes are untied must carefully mind the rhythm of his steps. bartender, another Wretched Potion, for my comrade here

*to self* holy shit… my aphorism… it’s wise!

I were inspired

hozier should've kept on releasing the album one song at a time. I can't take all this in one day

cute date idea: we lie on the floor and listen to hoziers third studio album unreal unearth (please) (!!!!)

severely unwell. thanks mr hozier

John Rogers, on Day 100 of the WGA Strike.

Never forget: “Rejected our proposal. Refused to counter.”

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