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Proud Long Islander

@certifiedherb

Alex 22 omw to oovo javer

Truth is, it reads more like "she can do everything" and "him, it's just Ken"

And ken is a slang used in French that means "to fuck"

So "Him, it's just fucking"

Which I think is even more hilarious

parents are so crazy because they can say the most fucked up shit to you when your brain is forming and it sets the tone for your whole adult mind set and then they forget about it the next day

Me adoring matty as a swiftie got me feeling edgy

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curious about what people tend to get, bc my mom always insists on getting 2% even though i never saw the point/always liked whole more. also put in the tags maybe if its something you picked up from your parents or not

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Oak Milk

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Stop..........

oak?????