you’re so funny !!! can i fuck you until you cry please?

Having a partner who enjoys sleeping naked is great when you're so into somnophilia. Saves you so much time, no shifting about in an attempt to take layers of clothes off gently so that you don't wake them. You can get straight into it, in all senses.

It's always more fun when they wake up during it, eyebrows furrowed in confused pleasure until they realise what's happening and just give into it, melting further into the sheets all pretty and pliant.

Just imagine it, leaning down and leaving a trail of soft kisses up their spine until you reach their shoulder, hands gentle but firm on their hips as you continue to fuck a space inside them just for you; whispering out a quiet "good morning, baby" against their skin. Bliss.

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obviously the porn industry is fucked up but I refuse to believe that it follows that looking at pictures of naked people is inherently evil and harmful to the body

Petting and cooing at boy like he’s a puppy cause he is just your sweet pup, n sweet pups shouldn’t have to think! Should just be able to curl up on my lap with their collar on while I play with their hair n pet them gentle n ask them questions that even a silly pup like them know the answer to!

Like, who’s my good boy? Who’s my pretty pet? Who’s just a silly pup?

N coo at them in an over the top fashion so my dumb pup knows they’re a good pet for nodding n pressing their head into my hand <3

wanna kiss a boy so bad, want to wake up and roll over to see the prettiest sleepy angel next to me, wanna caress him awake until he snuggles into my body and lets me kiss all over his face, rubbing his sides, groping his ass, feeling him contentedly sigh into my chest and grind his hips on my thigh, he's so perfect and needy, whining when i slip my hand in his pants, slowly rubbing his tcock as my pet clings to me, "you're so adorable darling, just relax and let me take care of you." i want to make him so fuzzy and horny that he starts mumbling, "feels,so good,, more, more, pleasesir" keep circling his puffy tcock and lightly tugging his hair, building him up, right when he's on the edge pressing my cheek on his, whispering in his ear, "i think i want you as my toy today. let me use you whenever i want, no thinking at all. just submit to me and let me keep you safe and warm. how does that sound angel?" he'd moan so pretty as he cums for me, whining "yesyesyes yes please sir, wanna be your toy, please" as his cock twitches and leaks on my fingers

reminder that in addition to having established safewords with partners, you should also set up nonverbal safewords or cues with them in the case that your mouth is occupied or you're otherwise unable to speak

sorry for being a flirty little faggot I just wanna flirt around and fag out

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Something to start off your week right. ❤️

I just think gay aesthetics are incomplete without fat people in them. Hairy people too. Fat and hairy is a bonus

H. Melt, “There Are Trans People Here” (2021)

"spam likers will be blocked" spam likers can cum in my mouth

Literally blow up my notifications. I hope your other hand is in pants though

The one addendum to this I'll make is that if you cum while scrolling my blog and spam liking you're legally required to tell me in an anon

Ok so maybe (sometimes) I wanna be sitting on someone's lap, grinding on their thigh, being called a good boy for how well behaved I’m being anD being pulled closer to their lips by a leash…, only sometimes tho

You might be bigger and stronger but I have a pretty pussy that you're obsessed with 🙄

"how to look androgynous" "nonbinary fashion tips" you are skinny im not listening to you

Youre supposed to interpret it as "skinny nonbinary ppl see themselves as the default state of being nonbinary and exclude fat nonbinary people constantly especially in discussions of presentation" hope that helps

there’s no shame in needing to pause a physical activity to go get a glass of water. yes, this includes fucking

actually. happy disability pride month to any of my fellow disabled people who fuck different. who need to take sex slowly. who need to use an inhaler during sex. who need a wrist massage before or after sex. you’re epic, and you deserve to have your body rocked this disability pride month

Rlly do just wanna mount someone though. Start out in doggy but it feels too good too intense I can't let them move away can't let them move at all so I grab their arms and pull them back so they fall face down into the pillows with a yelp as I push in deep, put one hand on the back of their head and the other on their lower back, hook my legs in between theirs so they can't sink down all the way and lean over them. Pin them down with the whole weight of my body resting on them as i rut into them faster and faster, harder, panting as I hammer into them, rising up on my calfs, pushing myself up as I push them down harder so it's just a straight angle to fuck them, push into them all the way, mindlessly letting my hips slam into them as their cries are muffled in the mattress

bestie please i really think that you folding me in half so my knees touch my ears and holding me there while you make out with my cunt until i'm shaking and crying and soaking your face with how wet i am would do wonders for your mental health