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Leo

@certified-moth

The silliest of guys, he has no thoughts ever He/Him Trans and Aroace INFP

the first bit of royal has gotta be so funny (horrible) from sumires perspective like imagine you call your friend over to look at some weird shit and he brings with him. the in universe equivalent of what if Justin Bieber was a detective. and it's not the weirdest thing because you've had lunch with detective Justin Bieber before and he seemed pretty normal then. so him helping you with the weird magic shit going on is whatever until it turns out that detective Justin Bieber has superpowers, even though his like, whole thing was morally disagreeing with superpowers, okay weird. and then when you go to fight some monsters with detective Justin Bieber you find out that a) hes insanely violent and kills monsters yelling shit like DIE YOU WORTHLESS SCUM, like he's some sort of anime villain and b) your friend who brought you here (who you have a bit of a crush on. a lot of a crush on) is both kind of into this and also claims that yeah, detective Justin Bieber is always full of murderous rage. whatever. you have bigger things to worry about, like the fact that your whole life is a literal lie. you honestly don't think about it until years after detective Justin Bieber has died (died, and as far as you know you're one of what, eight??? people who know and/or care about this? eight and a cat?) that you're having lunch with your friend and he offhandedly mentions that Justin Bieber was a serial killer.

people celebrating the florida law allowing the death penalty for sexual assault have me so sick rn. like you guys really do not think deeper into an issue at all. not only is the law specifically designed to target trans communities, but it does literally nothing but increase the risk for victims of sexual assault. soooo many children already do not come forward about abuse because they feel guilty about getting their abuser in trouble (and the abuser will specifically guilt them into silence by discussing the potential punishments they may face), which will only get significantly worse if death is on the table. it also means families will be more inclined to handle incidences of abuse “in house,” because they also do not want to have the perpetrator, who is also likely a family member or close friend, killed based on an accusation. plus it just provides greater incentive for the perpetrator to kill their victim in order to prevent anyone from testifying against them. giving the government increased power to kill its citizens without consequence is not and has never been the solution. please utilize your critical thinking skills

This is my personal take on the genderbent Akechi :)

My personal headcanon for her is that she's a tomboy but has to play up her femininity to be as popular as she is. As such, I thought that the "Princely" outfit she has would be pretty feminine with a skirt and a lower cut since this outfit is meant to represent how she wants to present herself to the public.

I'm a strong believer in letting women kill, so as you would assume I'm a big fan of genderswapped Akechi

Shout out to autistics like me who never really "masked" the normal way, who didnt realize they were supposed to fake eye contact or tried to study and understand the conversational structure of people around you. Who couldn't really stop stimming and only changed the type of stims they did. To autistics who's only way of masking was to withdraw, just try to not draw any attention ever. Yes we tried to not seem so autistic but we probably never even understood what made us seem autistic in the first place, so the only option was to shut down and avoid any contact whatsoever.

having a nuerodivergent counsellor is so funny because we will be in the middle of a conversation and the second a vehicle drives by we both get distracted watching it and forget what we were talking about

I don't think I've seen anyone talk about this at all on Tumblr, which is very lax of us all, so I suppose I shall do it myself.

Last week Elon Musk broke European law so badly that the lawyers who will finally put the case to rest have yet to be born.

I'm not exaggerating. Here's the thing: America has terrible data privacy laws. A solid technique for an American website owner in times of financial hardship, such as accidentally buying a loss-leading debt-ridden social media platform to avoid going to gaol, is to take all the data harvested from users and to sell it to third parties for lots of money. It is fun and breezy and lets you pay off at least one lawyer for the month. What a lark.

However, the European Union has an even more fun and breezy law called GDPR.

And the thing is, the EU really, really care about GDPR. Like... they really care. This is not one of those grey area laws like jaywalking where it's basically ignored unless you do it in front of a police officer who is having a midlife crisis because his wife left him and the dishes are piling up and he's down to his third day of wearing the same pants and yesterday a man in the pub laughed at him for getting a football term wrong. This is the sort of law that, if you break it, grey men in grey suits with worryingly little humour will get in touch and unroll terrifyingly long scrolls of legal text and then you are in gaol for the rest of your life. This is a big law. The big one. Big boy law. Do not break.

So, if you're going to be a website owner in times of financial hardship who needs some quick money to cover your many billions of dollars of debt who decides to sell the private data you harvested from the user base, the most important thing you absolutely MUST remember is, you can only use the American data, and never the European.

But.

I mean.

Hypothetically.

If someone were to own an American website in times of financial hardship, such as an accidentally bought loss-leading debt-ridden social media platform to avoid going to gaol... but that someone didn't know the difference between American and European law.

Well then. That person would sell the wrong data.

And if that were to happen, on the scale of a global social media platform, with users ranging from the megalomaniacal Uber Rich to literal world governments...

The ensuing court cases would last for decades, as lawyers began the lawsuits at the richest end of the list, and worked their way down.

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Also he posted a Twitter poll today about whether he should stay in charge of Twitter and he lost lol