Blargh

this is the single greatest line of dialogue that has ever or will ever exist im so glad the big bang happened and life progressed to the exact line of circumstances that allowed this to happen

Welcome to our hellsite, Redditors!

Geesh, his head is big enough to be a giant bird, alone. 

lickety is basically the most classic thing to split

how quickly we forget the humble banana

something funny might happen soon

#dr henry wu is very handsome and did his job extremely well#its not his fault his job was science being abused by capitalistic hubris#he did in fact make some bomb ass dinosaurs just like he was hired to do#maybe get better security for your murder monsters

Nefarious things are happening on twitter rn

I was selling merch at SF pride this weekend and told this guy we only had a tank top in women’s medium left and he said “perfect.”

natural pussy aroma

shoutout to boring queer people who don’t do shit. just go to work or school and then come home to watch shows. while gay

NO FUCKING WAY

*having sex*

partner: how does that feel?

me [checking my mood ring]: uh… normal/cool

The hoes are unimpressed with your sarcastic detachment, and are enchanted with my sincere wonder. Writhe like the worm you are.