was told to straighten my posture and align my heels. i now stand corrected

the reviews are in

I'm a gay man and not a lesbian but I just love how there are certain videos I can look at and say "I know the 'not to be a lesbian but oh my god' tags must be in the notes" and then I look and there they are

I love lesbians and I love videos that make lesbians go "oh my god". mlm wlw solidarity

Hey now, you’re an all star

listen to what I orchestrated

SoundCloud

THIS IS FUKING AMAZING WHY CANT I SPREAD THIS EVERYWHERE I WANNA SHOW IT TO EVERYONE. LITERAL GOOSEBUMPS

composer IN progress????

NO, YOU ARE READY FOR THE WORLD. IN FACT, THE WORLD IS NOT READY FOR YOU

WELL THE YEARS START COMING AND THEY DONT STOP COMING—-

I HAVE BEEN BLESSED WITH THUS MASTERPIECE.

This Week on: Sonic The Hedgehog

Is no one gonna elaborate?

Short explanation: if Sonic's clone is a girl it means that sonic could be afab

Long explanation:

In Sonic The Hedgehog 2 there was a glitch were Sonic's palette would turn green and black, the fans named it evil sonic/ Ashura the hedgehog

Archie's artist Ken Penders turned this concept into a character named Scourge The Hedgehog, aka anti-sonic; a sonic from a parallele universe, bizzarro style

He was a fan favorite but Penders wasnt really the best (Google Ken Penders lawsuits to check) and gived a lot of problems to Sega and in the end the Archie comics had to stop because of him, and now IDW pubblish sonic comics, and due how messy Archie sonic was, now Sonic Team has put a lot of rules of what the writers can or can not put in the comic.

Since they cant use Scourge anymore; IDW made a new character based on the green sonic glitch:

Surge the Tenrec; a clone of sonic made by Dr Starline! And since she is a clone and a girl; accidentally implies that sonic may be afab

Trans Sonic is real. Unleash the memes.

Stop being horny for a second and play Paper Mario The Thousand Years Door for the Nintendo Gamecube

May Allah curse you both

Stop being horny for a second, and start being horny for a lifetime

This is why Nintendo stopped doing original characters for later games

Savathun be like “ haha made you look  “

heartbreaking doctor who moments ♢ vincent hearing his worth

i d in alt text

heartbreaking doctor who moments ♢ vincent hearing his worth

i d in alt text

A compilation of my favorite tweets on yesterday’s news

sometimes it's really confusing to be a European going through your twitter feed in the morning when A Dumb Thing has reached Meme level and you have to put on your little hazmat suit and go to urban dictionary to figure out what the heck happened

Apollo on the other hand:

The warmup for the morning

It’s time to activate it…

Bites The Dust! now this entire post will be reversed!

Am I having a fucking stroke

what the fuck was that

World heritage post.

BRO AM I GOING CRAZY WTF IS GOING ON?!

@nonbinary-hedgehog its the pineapple jojos post!!

@hellsite-hall-of-fame just incase you dont have it

Fuck your pineapples on pizza bitch, pineapples on pasta.

Lady Dimitrescu loves trans people and respects our identities! She would murder the shit out of me, because I am a manthing, and I would thank her for it with my dying breath!

Lady Dimitrescu: All women are welcome here.

Me: Actually, I’m a man.

Lady Dimitrescu: Die then.

Me: ❤️💖💗💕💞💓💘💝

I work in a kitchen. We are always told to not just stand around, that’s rule number one. Even if something’s on the stove, usually you can do something else while you wait for it.

EXCEPT

If it’s milk. “You stand right there and watch over it, do NOT leave.”

What’s even better is if you’re forced to leave because you need something from the fridge or something. So you dash into the back and get it and if someone wants to ask you something you just go “MILK! ON THE STOVE!” and everyone jumps out of your way and goes “oh shit, run!!!”

It’s the funniest thing I’ve ever encountered at work

In French we literally have an old saying, “I have milk on the fire” to say “I’m very busy at the moment” 

Translation: Person behind camera; *knock down one card* “Go.” Other person;“Is your character mentally stable?” Person behind Camera; *Looks at card* “Yes” Other person; *Slaps down all but one card* “IT’S MOMO”

I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR MONTHS AND MONTHS.  THERE WERE ONLY A FEW DOZEN NOTES WHEN I SAW IT LAST.

When you remember the anti-vax movement

I first reblogged this in January, and here my ass is in March 2020 self-quarantined at home.

Ur right and u should say it

Reading this in 2021

I drew my previous post about Crow stealing shit from Spider

one day i’ll extinguish the sun. then you won’t see. none of you will fucking see.

stop tagging this as “the vex” i don’t know what that is

OP: makes a regular weird ass post

Destiny fandom after hearing about season 14: