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THE SIGNS AS @BADMCRFICS TWEETS
aries: What's the worst that I could say?
All my fans think I am gay.
taurus: Eventually Gerards head was the only thing left sticking out of Frank.
gemini: Fuck you Miley Cyrus and your booty-popping ass, Gerard thought smugly as he continued to twerk
cancer: geardrd went to his first epriod class and stood at the front of the class and the teacher spit on him. ‘this emo kid is gerald and hes new’
leo: Mikey just sighed and looked down at his sparkly leotard.
virgo: One Day Ray's fro got pregnant, however his fro had been cheating on him with Mikey's knees.
libra: Jesus was thrashing around in the mosh pit, his hair flipping around as he moved to Gerard’s groans.
scorpio: (he wasn't wearing any pants from masturbating with the salad bowl)
sagittarius: One day gerard way from my chemical bromance was casually stripping for his band members on the gay emo tour bus.
capricorn: two hours later, obama's eyes were lined with the darkest black eyeliner, and his mouth was on gerard way's dick.
aquarius: Gerard laughed a gay evil emo laugh
pisces: "what are we gonna name our babies?" asked Frank.
"I was thinking," whispered Gerard, teary-eyed, "Eenie, Meenie, Minie, Moe, and Steve."


