how to ask the demon you've been smitten over for 6000 years to dance: an angel's guide
bonus:
Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.
Milton Dammers
The Frighteners [1996] dir. Peter Jackson
Your roommate is so bad at pretending to be a human, you’ve started to just automatically back him up in public. Tonight he tells you how nice it is to know the only other alien in the city, and you have to break the bad news
DONT WATCH GOMENS 2 IT RUINED MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Or water fountains, public washrooms, outdoors tables, etc, etc
Use tax dollars to feed children/students who, by law, have to attend schools.
