Just A Cryptid

Today, one of my second graders was working on shape name recognition, and we got to this picture of a pyramid shape with a wide-ish base. When he saw it, his eyes lit up and he turned to me with a huge grin on his face, pointed at it, and said "When the teacher forgets to assign homework" before bursting out into hysterics, covering his mouth and giggling. I don't understand what happened except this kid CLEARLY knows about the strong comedic and memeable value of mathematical shapes and emotions that I, an old millennial, cannot comprehend I did, however, try to recreate this moment as the meme this child must have seen in his head

maybe he was thinking of the dancing triangle meme??

i have seen this gif with that exact caption before. this is absolutely the one he was thinking of

That kid saw one of the simplest geometric shapes and said that's blorbo from my memes 👍

i just remember this image i saved from craigslist several years ago 

hospitals in america are like you farted and it was soooo stank we had to turn on a fan. +$100000000000 to your hospital bill

Me every time I rewatch Wolverine And The X-Men:

him again

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Something possessed me at like 4 in the morning and whatever possessed me told me to spend seven hours drawing Him <3

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the silliest of boys!!!!!

doodling on the morning commute.

ALMOST FORGOT TO UPLOAD THIS… Kurt because i reallllly wanted to draw him in a cropped jacket + practice my more “realistic” comic-y style 

Me : *hears a noise while being home alone*

the Twitch chat in my brain : 

there's girls kissing eachother naked online and there's still war. there's still war ?

i wish there was a job you could get at art museums that was titled something like 'designated art imp' where your job is to trundle up jesterlike behind anyone looking at a piece and going 'this isn't art, this is bullshit' and be like 'hmmmmm! and yet it evokes such anger in you, my friend'. i would love to have this job.

Random remy sketches I did.

did tumblr really remove the pride month tab on the dash before the month of june was over after they were so proud of how their pride thing started a few days before june already because this is the queerest website or some shit

there was a pride month tab? i must be blind

they just called it "june" lmao

which only makes it funnier that they removed it before the end of june

It's important to humble male celebrities with the fact that they are laying eggs on ao3

Medusa head made of jade by L’aquart

chicks dig the fuzzy dude (it's 2002 and they are nine years old and someday they will realize they wanted his exact gender the entire time)

prints ✩ track

I'M FAT, SO WHAT? by Venus Ashu