i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP

If ur white and like this post I fux with u

^absolutely

5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.

i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this

6. They’re usually really fucking funny and don’t perpetuate stereotypes that will ever affect me economically, politically, or cause me any true harm, let alone create risks that “justify” my murder and/or death

Waits for my white mutuals to reblog😌

yesyesyesyes

If you don’t reblog I probably won’t like you as a person

White jokes are fucking hilarious cuz a lot of them are true😂

A TINY, FEARLESS LEADER

i’ve never before seen a herd dog herding dogs

let’s go lesbians

Here we go, lesbians

A boy approaches.

He!!!!

things to take * a nap * it easy * care

* on me

* me on

lesbians love and support our trans sisters 💖💖

the terfs have found this post and they do not fucken like it god help me

I saw this and thought of @fleamontpotter.

OP HOW CAN YOU NOT ADD THE BEST PART OF THIS TWEET THREAD

the future is now

are people that lazy to need this

While I’m sure there are people too lazy to spin a fork, keep in mind people like this person who may be suffering from arthritis or a neurological disease or nerve damage or a thousand other conditions that might impair their ability to do things as simple as spin a fork to eat spaghetti. 

These are used with people who can’t grip well: 

This is for Parkinsons’s: 

For people who can’t even bend their joints: 

Here’s a product that guides your hand from your plate to your mouth 

This one holds a sandwich 

Like I get it. I used to see things like the fork and think “that’s fuckin’ lazy” or that product that holds a gallon and you just tip it and pour. But then I started working around the disabled and impaired and found out that these products aren’t meant for lazy people, they’re meant for people who need help. 

So maybe next time you see something, instead of thinking “Wow, are people that lazy?” just be grateful that you’re able to do the things you do every day and take for granted, like being able to feed yourself and wipe your own ass because you have enough coordination and bendy joints to do it. 

This isn’t specualtion either; the majority of products from commericals that we think are funny or silly are autally MEANT for hte disabled.But they are marketed towards the abled because the disabled aren’t considered a viable enough demographic on their own. the Snuggie for example? Created for wheelchair users.

This is actually really nifty.

oh my god of course the snuggie was for wheelchair users

Yo where can I get a bendy spoon

Sock slider saved my life

I liked the part where the possums ate fruit

Diagnosed with gay bitch disorder

Link for the tweet: https://twitter.com/RaposaBranca13/status/1000852488852066309

Hey guys. Fellow Player Malu (@Malucomplica on twitter) wants to change her name and gender on her Blizzard account, and they’re acting dismissive and refusing to act on it. She’s being harassed on Overwatch’s forums, not to mention on fb OW groups. It’s absolutely disgusting.

Please, signal boost as much as possible. Let it reach everywhere until Blizzard can’t ignore it anymore. We love Overwatch for its diversity - but if that’s going on, then it’s hypocrisy to a tee.

My dudes. This is a serious business here. We can’t allow a company to act in that way, steamrolling someone’s right to have their legal name on their stuff.

This ain’t art, but it’s probably a LOT more important than anything I’ve posted in this blog. Please RT/reblog/repost.

it’s not a problem for men to have body hair. But on a women its consider nasty & unhygienic…nah

Bless feminine peeps showing off happy trails though. I was teased so much for being hairy, and even after I started shaving my pits and legs I had a hairy stomach and up until I stopped shaving all together, people still teased me. Even though I don’t consider myself female anymore and love showing off my legs, I’m still afraid of crop tops. 

It’s also really nice to see a body hair positivity post featuring a woc because they get almost no representation in that whatsoever

Getting ready for pride month

Strong words to use on a Resume

Now this is a great resume list of action words.  I love that it’s broken down by types of jobs.  Saving for future use.

Why Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood is my favorite media of All Time without spoiling anything

1. The plot moves a million miles per hour and has like, a minimum of two plot twists an episode. It’s super serialized and feels like a novel.

2. Answers that most series would drag out until the end are answered super quickly to keep the story moving.

3. The protagonists’ plight is really sad/interesting and you actually feel invested in their story and how it ends right from the first episode.

4. The protagonists have lots of agency and drive the story forwards, and there are multiple protagonists with their own plotlines.

5. Multiple interesting antagonists with intriguing worldviews.

6. The antagonists are super intimidating, not just to the characters but to the audience. Every scene one of them is in is extremely tense.

7. Unique setting that isn’t exactly fantasy and isn’t sci-fi.

8. The world’s “magic” has all of it’s rules explained so characters can’t manifest abilities you’ve never seen before without it being logical or foreshadowed.

9. Lots of tragic backstories, but the story has a light tone, and doesn’t try to be dark for no reason.

10. Never afraid to kill off characters, no matter how important, but gives lots of importance to every death that does happen so none of them feel “cheap”.

12. Romantic plotlines that don’t feel forced or boring. No love triangle nonsense to be seen.

13. Side characters that are actually given importance to the overall plot and are given their own characterizations and motivations.

14. Multiple badass female characters.

15. Midwifery being presented as awesome.

16. Gender norms being subverted left and right. Giant, muscly men full of emotions and tears. Women with majestic, long hair that have killed before and will kill again.

17. Deals with race, genocide and the aftermath of war, showing both sides of the conflict.

18. Doesn’t take itself too seriously. Contains the most masterful humorous to emotional tone shifts I have ever seen. They feel seamless.

19. Well choreographed combat scenes with innovative tactics abound.

20. This is subjective, but there are many, many scenes that are sad, or thought provoking, or spine-chilling. It’s a series that constantly shocks and amazes, even on rewatches.

21. AMAZING ending. You’ve heard of 2 episode climaxes. You’ve heard of 4 episode climaxes (hello, Avatar the Last Airbender). Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood has a 15 EPISODE CLIMAX. That’s 5 straight hours of finale that literally NEVER GETS BORING.

22. Incredible philosophy.

JUST ALL OF THIS 👏👏👏

This is beautiful and heart breaking

My gay heart

I don’t think straight people even understand we have this fear

this is so real

!

every lgbtq person can relate

Larger breast bras vs. smaller breast bras

t h is 

T H A N K   Y O U .

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! REBLOG THE FUCK OUT OF THIS BRO

the only colors available after a c cup are white, brown, black, and for those special occasions…fluorescent orange.

As a former employee of Victoria’s Secret, I can attest to this being the truth. Good luck finding a good DD bra in any section other than the Body By Victoria nude colors section.

You know what was my first tought when i lost weight and my boobs were a little smaller?

“I CAN FINALLY WEAR PRETTY BRAS WOHOOOOO!”

Bravissimo - size range - 28D-40L - Prices from £20  Cleo - Size range to up a J cup Curvy kate - size range cup sizes from DD to K and band sizes from 28-44 Elomi– Many sizes  Fantasie– Their bras start at 30D and go up to 40G with prices beginning in the low $40s Fauve– Standard sets but sizing mostly starts at 30D and ends at 40G Freya– Sizes start at 28D and bra prices start at $42 Masquerade– Band sizes start at 28 and go up to 38. Cup sizes start at D and go up to H Miss Mandalay– The size range is 28D to 38GG with room to grow if there’s more demand for more sizes Panache– Many sizes

(x) Here you go!

MARRY ME

God bless! Now I can have pretty bras too!

I don’t know if they ship worldwide, but for the UK, Debenhams is a godsend. Wider straps, wide range, even have pretty good sports bras.

There’s also Torrid and here’s some coupons  because they can be a bit pricy sometimes.