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sex, science, and satanism!

@celittles

22. Bi. Asian. Genderfuck. And one helluva nerd.
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Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

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when the power went out i heard an explosion and my boyfriend was like “a transformer probably busted” and i deadass thought he meant Optimus Prime was out there nutting

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ok some days being visibly homo is the most wonderful thing in the world. an old woman walking her dog stopped to say hello to me and I asked if i could say hi to her dog. she seemed really excited and told me "his name is rupert brooke. i named him after a gay poet from the era of the first world war. he had red hair just like my dogs fur". then she leans in and whispers like she's divulging some great secret and says "i don't usually tell people about the gay part"

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Naming the female razor brand Venus is so personally offensive to me....you think Venus the goddess of love and sex and beauty was shaving her PUSSY? Go kill yourself

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seirxi

I watched cowboy bebop for the first time yesterday! I…cried a bit

huge shout out to the friend who sat through a 26 episode (and one movie) marathon with me 

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amygdalae

If I was some lil farmer townsfolk guy in skyrim and I heard one of the guards say "been too long since we had a good bandit raid" I'd be so fucking mad