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We're all mad here.

@celestinefae / celestinefae.tumblr.com

Officially moved to @medicatedreject. Keeping this blog just as a back-up.
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Masha The Hero

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They forgot the part where the ambulance actually stopped to let the cat in

oh good I was worried

What a good cat. What a kind cat. How can anyone not love cats they are so good and loving.

they also forgot the part where they only found the baby because masha was screaming her head off bc she knew this baby was in danger. she went around outside the alley the next morning and yelled at passerby until she got one to follow her to the baby. she kept him warm all night and then made sure someone found him. she was adopted after this bc she was a stray and is in a loving home and is a hero

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Hero cat

Thank you, Masha, you’re such a good girl.

Hey, fam. So I might jump ships to another blog since this one is basically screwed and I can't do anything on it properly anymore. Gonna try and make a list of mutuals, followers and people I've known for a while and follow y'all from the new blog. I might even change this one's url back to the old one. It's gonna take me a while as I have a whole 534 followers to go through, but that's basically the plan.

okay but waking up in the middle of the night to soft rain and knowing you’ve still got hours to sleep, when you’re toasty warm and comfortable & sleep has made you forget all your worries and responsibilities and u go back to sleep feeling as content as ever

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that scene in sex education where eric is walking along the side of the road and sees an adult gay man and you can just. see how excited he is is one of my favorite scenes in any tv series or movie. thats exactly how seeing older queer folks is

Some of y’all need to hear this

I distinctly remember hearing this type of creepy shit in various places around that age and being horrified and disheartened. “This is my prime??? This is as good as it gets?”

It’s not true. I wouldn’t go back to being a teenager for love or money.

KG

honestly, i was so frightened when i was at highschool because everyone said this was the GOLDEN DAYS. it’s not. even university is not. it gets better. you get better.

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Yeah kids being a teenager is not your prime. Don’t stress about that, ok? It’s a bullshit concept that was never true and still isn’t.

Some of y’all haven’t become so disillusioned with your own reality that you spend years of your life daydreaming about entirely made up worlds and people and it shows

Netflix, when they release a series with a mainly white cast: okay let’s promote the SHIT out of this
Netflix, when they release a series with a mainly poc cast: I mean… I’m sure they know it’s there.

tea drinkers: unlike you filthy disgusting creatures i only drink green chamomile peppermint raspberry lemon tea, which makes all my insides glow 10 times brighter and improve. i can feel my body get healthier by every drink i take of my delicious hot mug of TEA. youre absolutely disgusting and a waste of human potential

coffee drinker: hhhnng lov those beans

someone tagged this as #tw drama

coffee drinkers: i am unimaginably powerful. i can see through time. i haven’t slept in four days but who needs sleep when you are on a higher plane of existence. the beans are in my soul, they are in my heart. i AM the beans. soon i will vibrate at the harmonic resonance of the universe and transcend.

tea drinker: hhhhhhhhhhhot leaf juice

soda drinkers: death is coming. death is coming. pass me a hotdog.

energy drink drinkers: (just the fucking kill bill sirens played on repeat for eternity)

the caffeine fandom is fucking wild

𝙁𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙞𝙧𝙡 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙣𝙜𝙚 [2/𝟳] 𝙫𝙞𝙙𝙚𝙤 𝙜𝙖𝙢𝙚𝙨: Life is Strange. ∟ " - My powers might not last, Chloe. - That's okay, we will. Forever."