Japanese tea bag maker Ocean-Teabag has been making waves by creating little parcels of aroma in the shape of marine animals. Luckily for us, their wide range of tea bags are available at online Japanese novelty retailer Village Vanguard, maker of such fine products as Space Tea and cat-shaped kitchen utensils.

Ocean-Teabag’s earliest designs included beautiful dolphin tea bags filled with blue mallow tea leaves. Steeping them turns your otherwise normal pot of water into a tranquil ocean. Proving to be a hit among tea lovers, Ocean-Teabag expanded their repertoire to many other sea creatures including the sea turtle (butterfly pea jasmine tea)…

the distinctive ocean sunfish (Japanese hojicha — roasted green tea)…

the graceful manta ray (tropical mango tea)…

and even a blood-thirsty shark (blended herb tea).

The newest addition to their robust series of marine creatures is a tea bag shaped like an innocuous sea cucumber. This little parcel is filled with jasmine tea, as well as a smidgen of sea cucumber powder to lend some authenticity. Ocean-Teabag warns that some people who have a sensitive tongue may find it tasting a little fishy.

The company also crafted a deep sea series that will satisfy even the most adventurous of tea drinkers out there. A few such examples are the anglerfish (earl grey tea)…

the creepy giant isopod (Eastern Beauty oolong tea)…

the horseshoe crab (white apricot tea)…

…and lastly the king of them all, the enormous giant oarfish. ( Delicious Assam tea of epic proportions! ) Just like its namesake, it measures a whopping 19 centimeters (7.5 inches). Drinking tea becomes an art when half of your tea bag hangs out of your cup.

 While the notion of turning your cup of tea into fish-inhabiting waters is not new, these tea bags will hopefully conjure up images of gentle ocean waves in your mind. 

WHERE TO FIND THE TEA

A little addition to my last post about Jaskier being hot while yelling: Now get ready for Jaskier being hot while speaking Elder

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was a graveyar

graveyard smash

someone: this might be kinda weird but have you ever had a crush. on a fictional character?

me internally:

Same energy

Don't mind me. Just walking to the park

Still walkin

This is a long walk, but don't worry. I will get there

Had to chase some nosey pokémon away. Don't worry. The journey continues

I found mud

Can it be?

At last

My journey has come to an end. Thank you for joining me here at the end of all things

How homophobes should be treated honestly.

I love how she knows as soooon as his earrings come off, it’s goin motha fuckin doooown!

“Tip your waitress”

Perfection

The dude highfiving him on the way back is me

I've invented a new system of government where before you pass any bill it has to be read by a philosopher, community leader, and a historian who are all entitled to reject the bill and/or beat the shit out of you for anything they feel is blatantly evil

I'd like to start implementing this in Florida

I'd throw in a scientist as well TBH

A philosopher, a community organizer, a historian, a scientist, and a politician walk into a bar.

The politician slides the rest of them several stacks of paper.

They all go out to the parking lot.

A philosopher, a community organizer, a historian, and a scientist walk into a bar.

What is this, some kind of joke?

The punchline was in the parking lot.

The whole Pepsi commercial thing reminded me that people always mis-remember the famous flower in the gun barrel photo as being a young woman. It wasn’t. The photo, taken by Bernie Boston, is of George Edgerly Harris III better known by his stage name Hibiscus. He was a member of the San Francisco based radical gay liberation theater troupe the Cockettes. He died of AIDS in 1982 at the time AIDS was still referred to by the name GRID which stood for Gay Related Immuno-Deficiency. The photo was taken at a protest at the Pentagon. 

I had no idea who he was, thank you.

This is one example of the Mandela Effect phenomena, where an iconic moment is reenacted with a hippy woman so many times that people think that’s the story and thus another gay man is written out of history. Thanks for the photo.

I had no idea. Wow.

This photo was taken by Bernie Boston, a black/native man who willingly stood up to a chapter of the KKK and earned their respect among other things

I get the subject is important, but please dont erase Bernie. I knew him personally and he deserves to be remembered and by only remembering the subject, a white man, you erase a black man.

@vaspider could you reblog this version too, please? I am deeply upset by Bernie’s erasure from his own work.

Reblogging for credit to the photographer, and so I can look up his work on desktop later.

Your face when your friend decided to return to the mad sorceress.

netflix geralt: “don’t touch roach.”

books geralt:

I see no difference.

how dare you make the funniest post about jaskier in the entire fandom

𝐒𝐎𝐅𝐓 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 ♡

aphrodite - who do you love most in this world?

hebe - what’s you’re fondest memory from your childhood?

melpomane - what is your favourite song?

nike - what are you most proud of?

thalia - who can always make you laugh when you’re feeling sad?

urania - do you believe in astrology? why/ why not?

selene - would you rather the sky had no moon or no stars?

polyhymnia - do you belong to a religion? which one?

pheme - which celebrity do you find most inspirational?

hecate - if you were a witch, what kind of animal would your familiar be?

clotho - do you want children? what do you want to call them?

artemis - are you a vegetarian/ vegan?

athena - do you have a favourite piece of art? what is it?

enyo - do you get angry easily?

harmonia - if you could learn to play any instrument, what would it be?

hestia - would you rather live in the countryside or the city? why?

hygenia - are you a tidy person?

nyx - when was the last time you stayed out past midnight?

me: *wailing dramatically in a long Victorian dress with a lit candelabra down one of the many dimly lit corridors of my gothic mansion at midnight*

my spouse: *turning on the hall light* we fucking talked about this

So my sister sent this to her boyfriend and I’m dying

That’s a keeper right there

jaskier has known geralt for so long that he can read him like a book. he’s memorized every shift in his posture, knows what it means when he flexes his fingers or taps his foot on the floor or his mouth twitches almost imperceptibly

and over the years, he’s become very familiar with interpreting geralt’s emotive hmm’s, down to every inflection and lilt in his tone, even though nobody else knows what on earth is going on 

sometimes they have entire conversations where it’s just jaskier rambling, pausing briefly so geralt can go hmm, before he goes right? that’s exactly what i thought, and everyone else around them is completely baffled because how the hell does he understand him?

it gets to the point where people immediately look to jaskier to translate when geralt is being particularly unresponsive

(bonus)

Why are y’all sleeping on Joey Batey?? LOOK AT HIM. HMM. FUCK.

Sobbing. I’m sobbing.

Hi sorry yeah I'm still thinking about this