For those of you asking for the actual presentation…

Ferret shows the owner her babies.

I’m straight up CRYING

I think my favorite thing about being engaged is when I ask my fiancé “Who’s my future husband” kind of in the same way you’d ask a dog who’s a good boy and he gets really excited and goes “ITS ME, I AM FUTURE HUSBAND”

News update we’ve been married for almost 6 months now (6 months in three days) and he still gets excited when I come home and say “Where is husband?” He’ll pop up from wherever he is or whatever he’s doing and say “HELLO ITS ME I AM HERE”

Goals

HERE’S THE DUCKS.

i love them

Baby Appa, soup for the soul

me looking at old pics of myself: i dont know her

ironed man

Water is tasteless, yet it tastes so good.

Do you ever cycle through the same 4 apps on your phone over and over again and feel like a tiger pacing its cage at the zoo

first dude to invent drums was just like super pissed one day and fucked up punching something and everyone was just like oh shit this fucking slaps 

i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you

i think it’s a miracle

I think it’s an accident

absolute unit

i mostly am interested in finding peace

Когда твой кот пересмотрел человека паука…

“When your cat watches too much spiderman”

when yr so tired ur eyelids are like SHUT IT DOWN BOYS but ur brian is like OPEN THOSE GATES LADS n ur closing ur eyes then opening then closing then opening then closing then opening then closing

“ur brian”

listen here mate i know what i said and i stick by it i cling to my mistakes like a real man

me: *doesn’t hear what you’re saying* yeah

Facebook: we analysed your entire internet history, tracked your location and took a deep dive into your personal relationships, and we’ve decided to recommend you this specific conditioner that you also saw in your local Tesco two days ago, aint that neat!

Tumblr: HEY sHITHEAD *slurring words* how would you like to buy  *throws dart* a gym membership for your *spins wheel* pARROT