I Reject Your Reality

so today at work this birthday party for a six year-old came into the restaurant and this was their fucking cake

it was huge and took up an entire table and when i asked to take a picture the mom laughed said “yeah our six year old just HAD to have the illuminati cake!” and this is literally all i’ve thought about since

I can’t believe in the year of our lord 2k16 and today I stood in an actual Blockbuster in the state of Alaska

“I thought it would be fun to recreate a Pokémon Center from the main games and use it as a charging station for trainers to hang out and heal their power drained phones” - Spencer Kern

Source: businessinsider

Bonus: Jensen mocking all the Castiel Cosplayers as to what were they going to do with their trenchcoats now. [x]

bonus 2:

oh wait

bonus 3:

Ryan Lochte caught in Olympic scandal because he didn’t want to tell his mother what he did on Saturday night

It’s a tale as old as time. Boy goes out, boy comes home, mom asks what boy did, boy lies about being mugged to cover up drunk and disorderly behavior, mom tells the news because boy is an Olympic athlete, news investigates, boy gets caught.

Awkward.

here let me fix that summary for you

I would like to ask everyone to stop referring to Ryan Lochte as a ‘boy’; he’s a 32-year-old adult who needs to take responsibility for his actions. 

this guy is probably the dorkiest person ever

this is so pure

These are the photos of the Louisiana flood the media hasn’t shown you. 

The situation is devastating. 

This.

a public service announcement

and i thought only bob ross knew what was up

this single post is more useful to me then four years of art school 

We did it in color study class on my college and it’s incredible the difference between using red/blue/yellow than cyan/magenta/yellow. The purple was colored like shit, so as the greens. Than we tried the actuall primary colors and it FELT SO GOOD!

I JUST TESTED IT IN MY ART PROGRAM AND HOLY SHIT 

IT WORKED REALLY WELL

On the left we have dissapoinment; on the right, love.

Then why do they teach us that RBY are primary colours in Pre-KG????

To mess with our heads….

Or because they think that cyan and magenta are too difficult for kids to learn? Lame either way

Reshare to save lives

Okay, no. No no no no no no no no NO.

Listen up you fucks because I’m not wasting thousands of dollars on an art degree to watch y’all fuck up basic color theory.

Red, yellow, and blue are the primary colors

If you’re using p i g m e n t.

Do you hear me? When you’re using traditional media, fucking actual goddamn paint, Bob Ross style, your primary colors are!

When you use paint, your primary colors are red yellow and blue and don’t forget it.

NOW THAT CHANGES COMPLETELY WHEN YOU GO FUCKING DIGITAL.

THE DIGITAL PRIMARY COLORS ARE RED BLUE AND GREEN IF AND ONLY IF YOUR WORK IS GOING TO STAY DIGITAL, ON THE SCREEN, AND NEVER LEAVE THE SCREEN, AND OF COURSE IF YOUR WORK IS GOING TO BE PRINTED. ON A PRINTER. WITH INK. THEN. AND O N L Y  T H E N.

ARE YOUR PRIMARY COLORS.

CYAN. 

MAGENTA.

AND YELLOW.

So say it with me folks!

Red yellow and blue, are the primary colors for traditional pigment that’s mostly used in paints and shit. You use red yellow and blue when you’re painting traditionally, Bob Ross style. 

Red blue and green is light, which is what you’re painting with when you pick up your tablet and go digital.

CMYK is ink, and ink only. You could use cyan, magenta, and yellow as your primary colors in paint if you wanted to be a complete dick, but they’re not your primary colors unless your work is going to be printed using. i n k. The only time they could be considered the primary colors in a traditional medium is if you’re using ink.

Good day.

Also thatswhiskytoyou’s color mixing is bullshit because THIS:

Is my icon. I painted this using RED. GREEN. AND BLUE. AS MY PRIMARY COLORS and they turned out fine. Of course, I used the finger smudge tool first and then the color mixing tool and then the blur tool, but hey what do I know.

Clearly using the blur tool only doesn’t cut it.

“Oh but Leo!” You say. “You used cyan and magenta in that color wheel!”

Well bitch guess what.

this is the digital color wheel. I’d say I mimicked that pretty well, don’t you think?

Oh and one other thing, notice how Blue and Yellow are directly opposite each other on this color wheel? That’s because we’re dealing with light, and with light, yellow and blue are complimentary colors.

Which is why when you mix them, it looks like this:

Which is a pretty neutral gray tone: They cancel each other out on the rgb color wheel when you mix them together.

BUT WITH PIGMENT THE PLACEMENT IS DIFFERENT

If you’ll notice, yellow and violet are now opposite each other, meaning they’re complimentary colors and if you mix  them, they’ll make a neutral gray.

But if you mix yellow and blue, same colors as before, YOU GET THIS:

Now keep in mind that the person in the video uses a darker blue, so they get a darker green, but the point is that it doesn’t make that neutral gray.

Now what happens when we mix yellow and violet paint?

Ah yes, you get a bunch of muted colors the more evenly you mix them.

What happens when you mix yellow light and purple light?

I see, I see.

OH AND ONE MORE THING.

They didn’t teach you about red blue green and cmyk in pre-k because when most of us were in pre-k digital art was still in its early stages and what fucking seven year old knows how to use a printer.

GUESS WHO’S NOT FUCKING DONE YET:

The reason the primary colors for light are so dramatically different from the primary colors for paint and ink is because your eye only receives combinations of red light, blue light, and green light. Our eyes do not have a sensor (cone cell) for yellow light. So when we paint with light, red green and blue are our primary colors. Because of our eyes.

Furthermore, paint primary colors are colors that cannot be created by mixing other colors together. For paint, they are red yellow and blue, because you cannot mix orange and green to get yellow. Mixing orange and purple paint does not make red. And mixing green and purple paint does not make blue.

Mixing blue and green paints will make cyan. Mixing red and blue paints will make magenta.

That’s why cyan and magenta aren’t primary paint colors.

However, you can’t mix yellow and blue ink and get cyan. You can’t mix red and blue ink to get magenta.

And that’s why cyan and magenta are the primary ink colors.

Brighter and stronger paints are created through tints and shades, through a thorough understanding of color theory and a few quality paint recipes. Not by bullshit posts on tumblr designed to mislead you.

Twitter is fun

i slave away over a hot blog frying up the tastiest shit posts this side of the millennium and this is the thanks i get

i thought this was a post from shitpostgenerator omg

i work hard to produce fresh, healthy, homecooked shit posts and you compare me to that capitalist shit post giant whos shit posts are all full of preservatives and hormones

#CAS TAKING ON DEAN’S SPEECH PATTERNS PLS #dean’s crowning glory will be the day cas says ‘son of a bitch’

Welcome to JTV Pokecenter! Please ensure your pokemon are in a carrier, on a leash, or in their pokeballs at all times. Thank you!

Your friendly neighbourhood veterinary clinic is probably the closest thing in real life to a pokemon center, eh? So here are some pics of a few of my patients re-imagined as pokemon. I’ve been meaning to do a mashup like this for a while, but now seems a particularly relevant time.

(And if you ever visit our little clinic with your real life critters, I’ll check out your pokemon as well for free! ;) )

Finished: Sailor Moon Crystal Season 3 iPhone Wallpaper. 

PM me for no watermark image.

Watch: In which Trump’s lawyer malfunctions on live TV

it’s like the drunk guy at a bar who just keeps repeating “you wanna go!?”

Iconic

Talk shit, get sticked

canon Roadhog: *loves plushies, proudly shows a big tattoo of a cute cartoon pig, has different trinkets of cute pigs, quotes Disney movies, joins Junkrat on some silly stuff, tells him jokes, willing breaks his scary character to remind things to Junkrat (who canon has memory/attention problems) and keep him safe, decorates his bike with more cute items and allow his boss so the same for his sidecar, paints his nails with his boss, has a cute pig fursona*

some jerk: “people is drawing ooc silly gay fanart of this edgy villain who I know more of from a half assed lurk on the wiki, i must complain about this harmless fun… Black nail polish ??? smh, gay people !!!”

I think you mean fanon

I’m very sure I mean canon.

Yeah, even though he is a criminal, out of everything Blizzard could have shown him robbing from, they decided to go with an ice cream truck. 

He tells Junkrat jokes, but doesn’t like it when he brings them up in public and around other people.

Looking at this pin that he wears, it can lead one to believe that he’s vegetarian. 

Shall I bring up the tiny tea cup???

This dude is totally hardcore and WILL personally murder you if needed, but Junkrat and him are also huge goofballs and he likes to have his nails painted and put his hair up in a tiny pony tail and has a love for cute plushies and pigs and cares about Junkrat and tells him jokes.

Brothers From Another Mother