This is art

a true fact about spiders is they can’t run for extended periods of time because they have asthma. all spiders are nerds. even tarantulas. have you ever seen a spider dating a hot babe? i doubt it. spider flashing his cash in the club? nope. spider pulling up beside you at the lights in a lamborghini? never happened. they’ve got so many eyes because they love reading. nerds. all of them.

When a game has “And you.” in the special thanks section of the credits.

Testy brunettes chasing Steve 2k14

HAVING A CRUSH SUCKS LIKE I MIGHT AS WELL HAVE FALLEN IN LOVE WITH A KITCHEN APPLIANCE

Checkin out the booty like

Things You Never Say to a CaptainSparklez Fangirl:

1. “His voice is annoying.”

2. “What biceps?”

3. “He needs to shave.”

4. “He’s not even that funny.”

5. “What’s up with his hair?”

6. “His laugh is weird.”

And the most dreaded of all…

7. “He’s not even that attractive I don’t know what you see in him.”

If anyone tells me this things I will relentlessly beat them with a sack of potatoes. 

if you are attracted to me you are required by law to tell me. 

#THIS IS A PHOTOSET ABOUT BOOBS #THIS IS NICKELODEON MAKING A SUBTLE JOKE ABOUT BOOBS

TEARS ARE STREAMING DOWN MY FACE

FUCK

omfg

wHY

Every reblog this gets I’ll push my suicide back a day.

Forever reblog.