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Celebdú The Wen

@celebduwen

Slightly Emo Queerfuck

shoutout to transmascs who are FAT and HAIRY and have MALE PATTERN BALDNESS. shoutout to transmascs with BIG TITS and PHALLOPLASTIES and COOCHIES. shoutout to transmascs with MASSIVE BEARDS and DOUBLE CHINS and STRETCH MARKS. shoutout to NON-HRT and NON-OP and PRE-OP transmascs. shoutout to transmascs who are GAY MEN and BEARS and TWINKS and LESBIANS and BUTCHES. shoutout to transmascs with NEOPRONOUNS and XENOGENDERS and IDENTITIES THAT CONTAIN BEAUTIFUL MULTITUDES. shoutout it transmascs who LOVE THEMSELVES and LOVE OTHER TRANS PEOPLE <3

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Anonymous asked:

I think I would give you a sunfish as a fursona (forgive me for giving you a fish) because everyone is constantly underestimating them while in reality they are capable of so many amazing things!!!

I wish more of the people in your life would see past their unwarranted assumptions of you and could see just how amazing and creative you are.

thank you!

I have read a bunch of manhwa where the terminally ill characters are compared to sunfish. so this got me wondering if there were sunfish wheelchair fursuits, but apparently not!

really interested in the way you said this. what are sunfish capable of?

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whenever people are like “SKETCHING CIRCLES IN SAI IS SO HARD” im like

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pffft I work with 6000X4000 and the size of the brush can be only not above 2000px

i dont use that trick

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this is the sassiest and most helpful tutorial ever.

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chikendog

дякую

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oh my god

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traingirls-vs-trigglypuffs

Reblogging again for my inflation artist followers. XDDD

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becauseimjustmeandall

This is absolutely the most unnecessary addition to this post you could have ever made.

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pink–bleach

reminder to:

  • straighten your back
  • go pee goddAMN IT STOP HOLDING IT
  • go take your meds if you need to
  • drink some water
  • go get a snack if you havent eaten in a while
  • maybe wander around the house/stretch a little if you’ve been sat at the computer a while (artists especially: sTRETCH THOSE WRISTS)
  • reply to that text/message from earlier you’d forgotten about
  • maybe send a nice lil message to someone having a bad day?
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trxye-and-txlly

I just would like to thank everyone who ever reblogs this so that it somehow ends up back on my dash because I usually need the reminder (especially the drinking water one)

Of all posts to see with a million notes, I’m glad it’s this one.

The worst part of human adulthood is being your own zookeeper

I want to stuff a pumpkin full of raw meat and roll it around my enclosure, but I also know that I’ll have to be the one to clean up afterwards :-(

Take steps to minimize the mess! Put a cheap, disposable plastic tarp down in the area you'll be rolling it around. And.. Maybe recognize your species-specific needs and cook the meat first

Actually, if we're going for species-specific enrichment, a pumpkin may not be the best solution. We're not built for pouncing on prey or batting it around. We're distinguished by our persistence hunting and tool use

What you should do is put a pack of jerky on top of a roomba, go in another room and count to ten like you're playing hide and seek - or use this time to find a tool to use - and when you come back, try to catch it by setting a trap or by pinning it down with a stick

When you want a greater challenge, have a friend drive an RC car full of jerky around the park, and chase it until it runs out of battery

Aliens trying to cure the Clinical Depression of Humans aboard their ships by theorising Earth-Specific enrichment activites...

I feel like it might work tho

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this is my grasp of how football works: two teams of men want the ball very badly but are incapable of sharing it. one team attempts to deliver the ball to their holy ground while the other attempts to prevent this. occasionally an evil man will appear and speak curses to the men, causing them grief and dishonor

This is zero offence intended to anyone who does use micro labels or find micro labels helpful bcs microlabels slay if they give u a deeper understanding and acceptance of ur own gender identity or sexuality !! I personally don't use micro labels bcs they do not give me (again only speaking from my own experience) a deeper understanding of myself or my gender or sexuality so if I used them all they would do is make my identity more palatable and understandable to cishet/cis ppl in general tbh. And I like being confusing! bcs I think we need to destroy the notion that ur gender identity and sexuality need to make sense / not be contradictory or that ur identity needs to be understood by other people to be ""valid"". People are complicated and our identities aren't necessarily straightforward.

Like I identify as asexual. Could I identify as grey ace or demisexual? Probably yeah but I can't be fucked to research microlabels bcs i like the term ace and actually if ur confused when I say I'm asexual but would have sex in specific circumstances I don't care !!!

I identify as a binary trans man and also agender. I'm not a demi boy or trans masc bcs I'm not ever a binary trans man and agender at the same time. It changes day to day. Could i identify as gender fluid or bigender? Yeah probably but I don't want to and I don't care if its confusing !!

Trying to shove people in neat little boxes doesn't work! And as a community we are trying to escape the boxes of society but then enforce more strict boxes by saying ppl can only identify in a certain way.

Not saying everyone has to have a confusing identity or you can't like the singular box ur in thats completely fine it just shouldn't be the expectation that everyone should have a neat and tidy and easily summed up identity

I agree with this. Only use microlabels to the extent that they're useful to you. I see a lot of people worrying about which specific label they fit into, and I think that's not a good use of labels. A label does not define you, it only describes you, and you only need to describe yourself to the extent that you actually want to.

In my own case, I use "demisexual" and "bisexual" to describe myself to myself, but in fact I'm quite happy to just be understood as being aspec. I am demiromantic but the label doesn't resonate with me as much as the others so I don't use it very much. There are other microlabels which could apply to me, but I don't really feel the need to get more specific.

You don't need to define yourself to the Nth degree. Human beings are ultimately indefinable, and that's ok.

OH HOLD UP CHARACTER IDEA JUST POPPED UP IN MY HEAD AND IT’S GONNA KICK SO MUCH ASS ONE SEC

copper dragon (dragonborn?) that’s so old their scales are all oxidized so they get mistaken as a green one

caving as an extreme sport is sooo unfathomable to me why are u as a creature of the daylight doing that. were u born without the dread in ur bones or something

come 9 year olds let us sleep in the hell fissures where time goes to suffocate

retrogamingblog

Prepare for Trouble

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classydopeness

Actually, could we make that double?

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retrogamingblog

Rating love interests* based on their reactions to me serenading them with a harp

*subjective

Fledge, Peatrice, Zelda: 0/10. Disqualified, could not get them in a place where I could use the harp.

Orielle: 5/10. Interested, but not interactive

Pipit: 7/10. Stopped his patrol route to listen. Seems a bit annoyed, though

Groose: 10/10. Oh he wants to FUCK

Ghirahim: -10000/10. Bitch.

I don't have the right gif but he slapped me

redroadtoadventure

Our son Sam has told us that the D&D art file we use for a screensaver on various devices bothers him.

Because it makes him frustrated that he can’t look at some of them longer. He wants to know what is happening in some of them.

I told him that is one of the reasons we play Dungeons & Dragons, so we can go find out together, in our collective imagination.

Not really D&D related- but I feel compelled to add to this that not only are these GORGEOUS pixel arts- they are also in fact not animated. There are no frames used. There’s no extra pieces of art. Just one layer.

These pieces are so old that they stem from a time where animating cost way too much memory and/or only 256 colors could be used at one time, so the motion is achieved by ‘color cycling’. Half the available colors would be reserved for that very color cycling. It’s mchecking bonkers, please go watch this video if you feel like learning the technical details of how these artworks were made! They were screensavers that would match the actual time of day that you were in. Somehow. Just by cycling color palettes. Wild shit.

(Especially relevant time stamps for color cycling: 5:50, 9:55, 37:26, at 49:54 he gets into the technical side of HOW this even works)

redroadtoadventure

Yup.

redroadtoadventure

I’ve always enjoyed how they depicted some of the landscapes at different times of the day/weather/season.

Like these two areas. Daytime and nighttime at the village by the waterfalls.

And the high mountains hidden by rain in one and visible in the other.

These are by Mark Ferrari!

You can find his gallery here, including options to view the scenes at different times of day some with sound: http://www.effectgames.com/demos/canvascycle/

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@dee-the-red-witch it's the artist you were gushing about earlier!!

Yup! This exact one! And one of the iterations of this post was how I found out about the Living Worlds app! (It's a bunch of these, with the ability to set them as Live Wallpapers on droid devices)

why do they always show cranberries in thos big pits n its implied its wet and possibly swimmable. do cranberries really grow like that. wh

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thetaobella

You’ve never heard of The Bog?

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heartachedreamboy

th

the what

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heartachedreamboy

EACH ADDITION TO THIS POST MAKES MY BLOOD RUN COLD

This is a cranberry bog (unflooded) it’s how cranberries grow. Once they’re ripe, the blog is flooded and the cranberries harvested.

Basically by using big floaty things to round them all up and then scooping them out of the water.

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heartachedreamboy

thank u. i hate it a little less but the horrible little man in my head is still screaming “BOG BODY BOG BODY BOG BODY”, but i appreciate the education,

oh here is a fun lil perspective on cranberry harvesting i never heard about anywhere else. the guy who owns the restaurant right down the road from the farm, who fries our chickens sometimes, is from Boston, with the strongest Boston accent ever, and in a former life before he started slinging reasonably priced barbeque and occasional organic chicken, he was a cranberry farmer.

His farm was on the leading edge of kinda using organic/sustainable pest control methods, and one of the things that they did to keep insect damage down was that they encouraged wolf spiders to live in the cranberry field, to eat the bugs. 

This was all fine and good until they flooded the bog. Now, you don’t just like flood the bog and then go around it in a boat or whatever. No, you use hip waders to get in there and put the big floaty things where they go and get all the berries and such.

Well when you’re in the bog in hip waders, that makes you the tallest thing. Wolf spiders can swim a bit, but they don’t like it, so they’re, quite understandably, looking to climb out of the water onto a tall thing.

So yeah the first interview question he always asked potential cranberry bog harvester hires was “are you cool with spiders?”

“You’d be amazed,” he said to us, shaking his head a little, “how many guys would just straight lie. Like, you think I’m asking you that question to be cute? Nah man you’re gonna have like a hundred wolf spiders trying to climb your eyebrows, you gotta be chill, those wolf spiders are fellow employees. You really gotta be chill with spiders if you’re gonna work a cranberry harvest.”

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microwave2000

happy international workers day to the cranberry bog spiders

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And in the midst of it all, is a hobgoblin as old as time...

This is a fun request for @lechatdemon on Twitch, who requested a mysterious goblin from "The Wandering Inn", by Pirateaba.

(I have requests open on Twitch for Wednesdays and Saturdays, 2 PM to 8 PM EST! (Times may vary!) You can find the rules right here. Leave a follow there if you'd like to make a request of your own! :D)