reblog to bonk the person you reblogged it from with a hollow cardboard tube

I like going on the weather app it’s the only app I feel truly safe on

CAST CAST NOW CAST NOW DO NOT HESITATE CAST FUCKING NOW

MANIFESTING

MANIFESTING

Deciding to do a poll for fun

I just like this things

[phone rings at any time of day]

me: what maniac would call me right now

It's Tuesday!! Y'all know what that means!

Random Animal!

You get: Moon Crab

Lost in the Book with Stitch

Lilia SSR, Floyd SSR, Riddle SR, Ace SR, Azul R, and Jack R card ✧

Azul: If you’re short staffed…

Azul: hire taller staff.

for you🎁

Twst chibis

♥️♠️🐺🍎🤖⚡️  🌹🐆🐙🐬🦈🦂🐍⚔️ ♦️♣️🦁👑🏹💀🐲🦇

ChatGPT is running out of money because they haven't actually figured out how to make money with the plagiarism engine they created.

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

$700,000 a day for a year is $255,500,000. So it would take a hair under 40 years to use up the $10 billion.

this is THE funniest tiktok story i’ve seen like ever i made the worst noise irl

he mentioned in the comments that it was a gay strip club/restaurant combo, but i love how he didn’t think to clarify that at any point in the video

OH, first time seeing it with that last crucial lil nugget of info

Okay so I found the most incredible horse statue while doing research for my job and guys. Are you ready for this. Are you sure you're fucking ready for this thing

*sees 2 notes* FUCK yes let's fucking GOOOO

Behemoth

I saw the opposite of this horse

HONSE & hrse

trying a new brush with astrid :)

I am OBSESSED with people telling me how they met the love of their life. Just found out my director met his wife through a misdirected email - that’s fate right there.

“I saw her last name was Jewish - and I’m Jewish, so when I corrected the email I told her Shabbat Shalom with a smiley face — this was the very beginning of the emoticon era, you understand. She had a watermark of a dog rescue at the bottom of her email, and I love dogs, so I found her website and there she was — all these videos of her rehabilitating dogs and talking about the organization. I fell in love with her just from those videos.”

“I asked if we could meet for coffee, told her I was looking for volunteer opportunities — which was halfway a lie — and she said ‘okay, but just so you know I have a boyfriend, so this is strictly business,’ and I was so disappointed, but I did want to meet her. We sat in that coffeeshop until they turned the lights out on us, and she broke up with her boyfriend the next day.”

MULTIPLE people in the notes have told me how important these tags are to them so here’s to keeping it in the main post.