Im Not A Robot But Id Probaby Be A Good One

Ok girlies time for our prescription 1-2 hour walk, imagine we r all in line like Madeline

For Sale: Baby Shoes. Heavy wear, almost as if the baby had been hiking.

love the way we finish each others' sentences. it's like we're soulmates or the beastie boys

Yuri Gagarin, the hobbyist photographer, at home with his wife.

Yuri Gagarin being identified only as an amateur photographer and not literally the first human in space has me on the floor

I know this tag is v upset and depressed but just remember that this video exists and it will be Sander and Robbe in the future because no matter what they will always find their way back to each other in every universe

also watching this video is self care

i went to the met today

Just an fyi cobalt is currently the most toxic oil paint usually. Older oil paints from old masters are also most likely made with lead.

So the death via oil paint isn’t impossible tbh

i can’t die but thank you :) im sure this information will be useful for someone who can

Pale people cant wear adidias jackets without looking like they look like they huff gasoline in czechoslovakia

That is exactly the look I’m going for

are there actually people who don’t have any stuffed animals? like real people who decided once they hit middle school or something that they needed to sell all their cuddly friends because adorable plush puppies and bears are for children only? where are they? are they ok? do they need someone to talk to

yea me lol , I swapped them out for Dumbbells at age 11 . theres a reason why u nerds are so scrawny and fragile , and im one of the biggest muscle guys in Oceania

me normally: fuck capitalism.. it’s a rigged system that keeps us poor and subjugated and it isn’t fair… you shouldn’t need to work 3 jobs to afford basic necessities the people at the top couldn’t even spend that money in five lifetimes

me playing monopoly: sorry sweaty if you wanted to win you should have tried not being poor :)

catch me in target lusting after kitchenware like a 45 year old mother of three