its never safe to use tumblr beside your parents
me: *about to cry*
friend: are u ok?
me: of course i am!!!! im 100% fine wow how about you?? if you need anyone to talk to, im here for you!!!
I wanna die
God why
*drops phone* Me: shit u good bruh Phone: yeah fam I’m aight
help. me.
free her
quality blog: follows me
me [sweating]: everything is under control situation normal uh had a slight weapons malfunction but uh everything’s alright now we’re fine we’re all fine here, now, thank you how are you?
Troye getting the giggles during Youth.
HOW IS HE SO CUTE
the uglier the snapchat, the closer the friendship
There are two things that can happen tonight:
- Leonardo Dicaprio is going to win the Oscar
- Leonardo Dicaprio is not going to win the Oscar
and both times tumblr will go nuts and I will enjoy every minute of it
sitting in traffic with ellen and portia (x)
omg
honestly, I’m so jealous??



