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every july. every fucking july this post gets reblogged to shit. why. why does this god forsaken website love egg. i gave egg a voice in 2013 and it always comes back. i try to forget egg. i bury egg as far as i can but somehow someone always finds fucking egg post. this post could be dead for months but it always managed to come back like some sort of zombie egg. enough egg. no more egg. fuck eg

I now have this scheduled to reblog every year on July 1st at exactly midnight

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I like big boys

itty bitty boys

Mississippi boys

inner city boys

I like the pretty boys with the bow tie

Get your nails did, let it blow dry

I like a big beard, 

I like a clean face

I don’t discriminate, come and get a taste

From the playboys 

to the gay boys

Go and slay, boys, you my fave boys

@corkcollector @bumble-bee42

[ID: A tweet thread from ConnorEatsPants:

"Didn't know today was #WorldMentalHealthDay until now. I don't tweet about serious stuff very much, but mental health is really important to me. Just want to remind anyone who needs it that you're not alone and so many people care about you and your well-being."

"As someone that's struggled with Obsessive Compulsive Disorder since I was little, and all the anxiety, depression, and more that comes with it; I've gone through some really tough times/days and still do. But there's always great days after the bad ones, don't forget that!" Attached is an image of Pepsi man, with text overlayed stating "Pepsi man says take care of your mental health!" End ID.]

Since I began collecting water mites my life has not known peace, did you know they have little faces like this

A small theory about why Pink left Spinel (related to her character)

many of her lines mentions about how much she hated her past-herself-

(about how she talks to Pearl that she wants to forget all of her life before Rose, or telling Greg that it’s good to not know much of her, etc..) 

and Spinel has a lot in common with her…. maybe Pink saw herself through Spinel, a part of herself she always wanted to forget and destroy….

So I found this coconut on the beach in Costa Rica and when I opened it THIS was inside. I think it’s the endosperm (or whatever you call the thing that develops into the tree). The coconut water itself wasn’t as sweet as usual (probably because it had sprouted), but the little sprout boi tasted sweet on one end and salty on the other. (submitted by @jewishpangolin)

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dude i have no idea how to tell you this but i have no idea what this is. i showed this to my plant anatomy professor and one of the mods at @thebashfulbotanist after class and none of us could figure out what this is. it doesn’t look like a fungus, the embryos in coconuts are tiny and don’t look like this, and the first thing a coconut sprouts is a root, not the stem, and it grows outward. there should be nothing normal like this growing in there. my plant anatomy teacher has never seen anything like this and has offered to forward this image to a palm researcher she knows to see if he has. i repeat, we have no idea what you ate but it was not a normal sprout boi. please stand by

submitter: heehee look at little coconut!!! 😩

op, their classmates, and their botany professor:

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This looks like what my leg feels like after it falls asleep

I'm gay and I made a ranking of places to sit, from most comfortable to least comfortable

Feel free to add more :)

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our parking lots are a safe space

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every time (original)

this is the only good addition to this post