why is bob short for robert

how does one get ‘billy’ out of ‘william’?

How in hell do you get “Dick” from “Richard”?

you ask him nicely

you ask him nicely

i have been waiting for yEARS FOR THIS POST TO COME BACK YOU DONT UNDERSTAND

There’s a kid in my class named Richard Hunter

Dick Hunter

IT’S FUCKING BACK

For all of those I know how you get there

Robert->Rob->Bob

William->Will->Bill->Billy

Richard->Rich->Rick->Dick

Ok but why the change in letters. All the others are shorthands of the name, why the change in letters

Therapist: the new Loki logo can’t hurt you...it’s not real.

The Loki logo:

me at 20 years old watching stranger things’ romance plots between middle schoolers

Writer: Do kids date?

Stafr: Yes? Maybe.. why?

Writer: Can we make it a subplot in the show?

Staff: I mean, if it’s cute and harmless people might not care that much.

Writer: No.. I was thinking it should be just like Ross and Rachel caliber terrible but in a horror series focused kids.

Audience: What happened to my show about adorable monsters murdering town folk?

I mean the little sort of crush romance between Mike and Elle was cute last season but they literally open the first episode eith them making out like….. Yeaaahhh that’s a little weird bro

Thankful I missed that episode. The hubbub around these kids and the creepy adults who think that its aokay to fawn over them already makes me want to crawl into a cave and forget humanity exist.

Whatever happened to letting kids be kids?

Although the dumb love between the Mormon girl and toothless funny guy (never remember names) I thought was pretty funny and harmless

Well yeah, I mean they are young teens so trying to be in relationships isn’t entirely weird. What is weird is making it like the main focus of the first half of the season.

O want to just bitch slap alllll of Hollywood

Reminder that they forced the girl to kiss the boy at the end of season 1 specifically because the actress didn’t want to, so the fact that they are now forcing her to make out with him tells me that they are evil people who are grooming an under age girl.

They what

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.indiewire.com/2017/11/stranger-things-unscripted-kiss-underage-actors-1201894466/amp/

Now, I’m not saying romantic relationships are inferior, or that they’re useless, or that you being in one or that you shipping some characters romantically is Bad or something off the walls like that. What I’m saying is that two people (or characters, since we’re talking shipping here) can be just as devoted to each other, love each other just as deeply, mean just as much to each other while being in a platonic relationship. The end point of caring about someone doesn’t have to be romance.

Friendship isn’t a stepping stone between strangers and romantic partners, it’s a different path. And you can follow that path as deep into the wood as a romantic one if you want, and neither is inferior to the other, they just have different views.

reblog my aro posts you cowards

Like the bottom line is no 18 year olds and 19 year olds are exactally adults and especially girls are forced to grow up and yeah we have to talk about that BUT you CAN’T be saying “I’m not a real adult” to minors. 

You still have power and you’re still an adult and minors are easily groomed or end up thinking relationships with 18+ people are ok because “they’re not emotionally an adult” like no shut the fuck up. Both discussions can happen at once and also keep kids safe or I’ll kill you.

Hey reblog this actually

every culture has their ethnic donut and every culture has their ethnic dumpling… humans be frying dough

Every culture also makes a sword. If they got metal they make a sword, if they don’t have metal they take obsidian or shark teeth or whatever it is that they’ve got and they make that into a sword.

Coincidence? I think not.

2 constants in all civilizations:

World building tip: the bare bones of all civilizations are fried dough and sharp things.

Important!!

Marauders Headcannons that I love

-Wolfstar is cannon!!!!

-Lily and Remus were friends before Lily befriended James Sirius and Peter

-Sirius loves muggle music (eg: the beatles and queen)

-Peter would know everyone's favourite snacks

-Sirius and Lily would bitch about their family's together

-James was there for Regules when Sirius wasn't

-Every other word that comes out of Remus' mouth is a swear word

-Sirius would extend Moonys nickname every now and then (eg: Moonpie Moonshine Moonykins)

-Sirius would turn into Padfoot at every opportunity he gets

-McGonagall would treat the boys as if they were her sons

-The only time Sirius would pay attention in class would be to take notes for Remus when he's too sick to go (Lily would also take extra notes just in case)

-Lily realised her feelings for James during Sixth year while seeing him trying to get over her

-Remus was the worst prefect ever

-They ingraved their names into their usual compartment during second year when somebody else sat there because "i don't see your name on it"

-Remus was good friends with Newt Scamander

-Sirius has a tatto on his arm that changing with the phases of the moon

-Their names on the map is in order of when they were able to transform

-Lily and Remus would have a homework club for the first years

-Sirius was the first person Lily told about her feelings for James

-They are all still alive and happy

like/reblog if u are:

no one will know which one u chose! :D

i don’t know what other queer folks might need to hear this, but your sexual desire for someone doesn’t contaminate your love for them and it doesn’t mean you don’t respect them or see them as a complete person. and you wouldn’t be better or purer if you could love without wanting them in that way also. queer sexuality is not a contaminant that ruins queer love. 

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

“You’d be surprised”, said Xaldien, who just lost four followers and received a lovely “men can’t be raped” anon shortly after reblogging this the first time.

Yowch, disgusting.

If I don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead.

Always reblog this

If you Dont reblog this if u see it then i cant call u my friend

IF ANYONE TELLS ME THAT MEN CAN’T BE VICTIMS OF DOMESTIC VIOLENCE AND RAPE, I AM SICKENED BY THEIR MERE PRESENCE ON MY BLOG.

If you disagree with me, unfollow my blog, block me and never look at my blog again.

If you want to debate about this or send anon’s about this, I will reply but your actions have consequences.

Out of 19000+ followers I have, only one of you actually reblogged about this issue, yet a lot of you have reblogged and liked a picture by playboy about catcalling and that how men should never do it.

Additionally, I have received abuse in my ask box (which I will be answering when I can) and threats. In particular death threats and rape threats.

I can see the real problem here already. Male domestic violence and rape is just invisible in our society because we don’t want to talk about this because it just damages the status quo of this fucking website.

I’m a male victim of child sexual abuse. We matter. Please, reblog this.

Please never forget male victims are real and it can happen to everyone/anyone

I’m a boy , and when i was younger I was sexually assaulted every damn day for three years by my younger step SISTER, So don’t go saying that ‘boys can’t be raped’ bull shit

This is so important. That kinda shit can happen to everybody

Anybody can be raped, and anybody can be a rapist

Always reblog, because some people dont see men as also being victims, and they are

ANYONE CAN BE RAPED OR SEXUALLY ABUSED IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM

Why do people to around saying “women are raped all the time” and not give a shit about the guys that have been raped?

I don’t usually reblog things that are like “reblog if-” but this one hits too close to home and I feel it needs to be shared

Rape doesn’t discriminate, people do

this thread absolutely killed me

I love all of this

And I would’ve fuckin gotten away with this, too

Oh no they caught me

Hey!! Please give this a read over and a reblog!! Thank you!! <3

Since it’s next month, remember that it’s not “autism awareness month” and it is “Autism Acceptence Month!”

Please call it Autism Acceptence month!!

It’s not “light it up blue” or puzzle pieces, it’s “Red instead!” And Autistic people, like me, already are whole. There is no need to try and put us back together!!! This is why we want acceptence and not awareness!!

Please call it Autism Acceptence Month and use Red Instead!!

Do not say “a person with autism” say “an autistic person!” Autism is a huge part of our identity!! It is apart of who we are!! It’s not something I carry with me, it’s something that is apart of who I am!! Don’t separate it from me! Being autistic isn’t bad!! We want acceptence of it, not awareness!

Call it Autism Acceptence Month, use Red Instead, and call us autistic!!

We are not something bad or broken! We don’t need to be fixed or put back together!! We are already perfect and fine just the way we are!! If you want to help us, listen to OUR experiences! Don’t listen to organizations who claim to speak for us (like Autism Speaks). If you are wondering what’s so wrong with them, google them. They are a hate group who believes we need to be cured!! Also, call out “Autism moms”! They are parents of autistic kids who believe autism took their perfect child away from them. It’s a horrible toxic culture that often paints the murder of disabled/autistic children as ‘understandable’ and ‘for the best’. Don’t let them get away with this. We are already fine the way we are!

Call it Autism Acceptence Month, use Red Instead, call us autistic, and don’t stand or tolerate people trying to speak for us or over us about our own experiences!!

Finally,isten to us and accept us the way we are!! Let us be happy and proud to be autistic!! Encourage that pride and self love in younger autistic kids!! We don’t need a cure for autism!! We need autistic people to be more loved and accepted!! There is nothing wrong with us!! We are not bad in any way!! We are not something broken that needs to be fixed!! We are perfect the way we are!! We need to celebrate that!!

Call it Autism Acceptence Month, use Red Instead, call us autistic, don’t tolerate people speaking for or over us, and help us celebrate who we are!!

Thank you for reading!! Please spread this around so people can learn if they don’t know!!

Edit (03/11/2019): some pointed out to me I wrote “autism is bad” instead of “autism isn’t bad”, This has now been fixed, thank you for bringing it to my attention! If anyone notices something else please let me know!! <3

As a future Elementary and special Educator this amazing for me to see because I’ve been taught to use person first language “Person with autism” and to avoid “autistic person” I want to bring this up in my classes so that my fellow future educators may see the positivity in a community that is so often spoken for or spoken over.

Challenge accepted

Yeah!!!

What an excellent trend

I need more of this!

Aaaahhhhhhh!!!!!! This is amazing

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

10 of Pentz came thruuu

Not a curse but I fucking need this right now .

hope all my followers stumble into some cash to-night~

I need this

I’m right and I should say it

Wait. How are peoples with siblings greeting eachother then?

“Hey”

“Hey”

“Hey Dork.”

“I am not a dork.”

“Yes you are. And mom wants to talk to you.”

“Whats up buttholes”

“Shut up Loser”

“Hey maaaan”

“Hey maaaaan”

Or

“Hey stoop-stoops”

“No”

“Who are you?”

“Hey shithead”

“Hey dickface”

“Whaddup slut”

*Hey ‘name of sibling’* *Get out of my room*

“Hey nerd” “What do you want”

“Sup bitch”

“Fuck off”

*steps into the room and stares at them until they notice and stare back for a solid 15 seconds, neither of you move a muscle*

“what”

“what do you want for dinner”

That last one!!!

Literally @bluezebrafly whenever she calls me moments after I pick up. “What up Bitch”

Oh my God i need this to be a whole show please

I need more of this!!

Reblog the writers’ fortune cookie for luck!

Guys I reblogged this and then wrote an 8000 word story I didn’t even have a solid plan for. Reblog this shit.

Please, great fortune cookie of writing. I beg of you.

Please fortune cookie, help me write my papers

I need this for everything