was looking for something else but this is a good napstablook moment………..

I really want a villain who is a “MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS!” person facing a hero who is a “one black coffee” person.

Doofenshmirtz and Perry the platypus

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I am AGAB

Assigned

Goblin

Birth

pounce!

The ultimate power move in a vampire/fairy rivalry would be the fairy inviting the vampire over for tea. The vampire has natural dominion over anyone who invites them into their home, the fairy has natural dominion over anyone who violates the laws of hospitality, and neither can refuse the appointment without showing weakness, so it’d just be a constant headgame of the vampire trying to manoueuvre the fairy into a position where the obligations of hospitality allow the vampire to eat them, and the fairy trying to trick the vampire into doing something that would allow the fairy to declare them a poor guest.

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and then they fall in love

Be my wife

Source: weheartit.com

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Oh yes

I’m good at writing down my thoughts and feelings

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You think if I take a bath in the dark while listening to Hozier I’ll meet god?

Review: Would absolutely recommend. I didn’t meet any specific gods however I was suddenly overcome with the feeling that my body was a temple at which I was supposed to leave offerings.

just remembered that tomorrow is another day I have to wake up and do things

“I was more insecure when I was 20 than I am at 47. At 47 it’s like, “You need me to put on a crazy dress with mirrors? Yeah, sure. I’m going to work the shit out of this!” I don’t know what I’m doing. It’s, like, you give less fucks. [..] Aging is the greatest. It really gives you more space to be that person in the mirrored dress who has always been inside.” — Sandra Oh for InStyle.