when I say that bradley bradshaw is mean I just need it to be known that I mean it in a very specific way. like he regularly feeds stray kittens that turn up on his porch, he’ll listen to kids tell the wackiest most pointless stories with a calm smile on his face, he helps the elderly — he’s generally a good person. But he’ll also trigger his weird non-bio uncle’s ptsd responses bc uncle did one (1) mean thing to him (wasn’t even really mean) about fifteen years earlier

When I was “I want him” about a male character im not saying I wanna fuck him. I want him like a spoiled little girl wants a pony, I want to him so I can put him on my shelf for safekeeping, I want him like a good hearty stew on a winter’s evening, I want to put him in a jar and shake it.

The worst part of human adulthood is being your own zookeeper

I want to stuff a pumpkin full of raw meat and roll it around my enclosure, but I also know that I’ll have to be the one to clean up afterwards :-(

Take steps to minimize the mess! Put a cheap, disposable plastic tarp down in the area you'll be rolling it around. And.. Maybe recognize your species-specific needs and cook the meat first

Actually, if we're going for species-specific enrichment, a pumpkin may not be the best solution. We're not built for pouncing on prey or batting it around. We're distinguished by our persistence hunting and tool use

What you should do is put a pack of jerky on top of a roomba, go in another room and count to ten like you're playing hide and seek - or use this time to find a tool to use - and when you come back, try to catch it by setting a trap or by pinning it down with a stick

When you want a greater challenge, have a friend drive an RC car full of jerky around the park, and chase it until it runs out of battery

I request a YouTube channel dedicated to this immediately. And now I want jerky. Preferably caught and earned.

Oh my god????

Oh my god.

if you're an adult man with natural blonde hair that's a sign from nature to show that there's something deeply evil going on with you like the brightly colored frogs

Forget getting married on a train, I want to see a train Divorce.

As in a lawyer and the married couple buy 3 train tickets and spend the train ride working out the divorce in the Cafe car

The other passengers can vote on who gets the house

pls reblog for sample size etc

When I’m scrolling through a blog and see they reblogged one of my posts

Hangman x reader aesthetic

She don’t believe in shootin’ stars

But she believes in shoes and cars

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this video is really fucking good. fuck big tech companies, fast fashion, modern auto, and those initial inhibitive greedy lightbulb fucks. planned obsolescence, creative waste, consumer engineering. 

i love the strict boss and his hyperactive tech analyst that he’s overly protective over duo

I'd say this is an anomaly but seriously roos are sometimes nosy and just need to be in your business, OR they will fight you if you look at them funny. I love them, they're great, but they make little sense.

The fucking horror I felt in my soul of the 3 seconds it took to try to and work out what the fuck this animal was

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