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I hate the "Oh ur posting without tags? how is anyone supposed to find ur post🥺" warning shit tumblr does now. the hand of god will deliver me unto others

Fermenting in a butch honoring way

if we wanna save tumblr we just have to put on the biggest talent show this town’s ever seen

call me OSHA the way i’m demanding a railing

once again i have been written up by HR

yippee two dollarce

baby i fuck you 🐜 ant style

Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

if i had absolute power i would be really chill with it actually. i would never corrupt absolutely. i would keep it real niceys. heart

forgot my night time garlic bread in the oven for the length of 2 mythbusters wpisodes and when i opened the oven door it was so thoroughly cremated that i was blinded not by smoke and ash but what surely must have been its Soul as well

i learned that there's a Japanese beetle that when eaten by a frog will haul ass through its digestive system and escape out the back end unscathed (x)

you eat me and i perfectly dodge all of your digestive enzymes and stomach acid and i sprint out your asshole fully intact

Me every time my stomach hurts

the walking polar bear gif is already one of my favourite gifs so can you imagine the noise I made when I saw this version

it's so evocative..... it's so hurt, but it is at peace.. it is moving on

what

it's so evocative..... it's so hurt, but it is at peace.. it is moving on

when you’re in the club freaking it sensitive style

the trout cutlet i placed in soil and fertilized near my home has recently grown large enough to think and it keeps grabbing at my vape pen and moaning and slapping at me with its gay oily hands

whoever said all-nighters are exhausting is a liar i'm doing great. i've never felt better in my entire life, the birds are chirping as they welcome me into the gates of morningdom

there is a beast of some sorts in my askbox

Ant #189,709,928,171 of Anthill #599,198,417 has just been promoted to Lance Corporal

normal again 👍

horny again 👍

normal again 👍

horny again 👍

normal again 👍

you should spend more time training instead of being horny.

Sasuke…

hello jeremy. Before you is a plate of broccoli and a fork. Under the broccoli is the key to your freedom. you must finish every broccoli on your plate or no fortnite for a week. You have until bedtime

Hey I saw you from across the bar but my girlfriend didn't. Are you some manner of spirit

my blood looks more beautiful than yours it's a more luscious red

edward cullens not gon a fuck you babe

you've picked the right target you're just a decade late this would've ruined me at sixteen