A hot mess that is in to many fandoms.

distressing things to say to your friends

@exaggerated-yawning

Is that a fish in your pocket or is uyor penis wrigglinh and writhing frantically in the hopesof returning to the sea

cuddling

they're holding hands...

[ID: tweet by bug spray cody @ aevris_ that says, "very funny to me that there is an entire play behavior in birds that this paper calls co-lying. they just lie on the ground together. (i can only find pics of Australian magpies doing it but it's noted in ravens)". Attached is a photo of two magpies lying on their backs on the grass, their feet clasped together. End ID]

I feel like if you scream at a small animal loud enough it would simply explode 

does this work on babies and children?

what is man but an animal playing god?

Sometimes, places are hungry.

Places that are hungry, in no particular order:

I could go on, but you should basically understand the vibe of hungry places now. Godspeed.

Ikeas

Targets

Walmarts

Shopping malls

Very fun things to see in your kitchen when you are high in the night time

This has already been talked about but the HOTD writers really failed to make Aegon II appear to be the evil they said he is - like they took all the cartoonishly evil traits from Fire & Blood and just gave him all of it but I don’t believe it??? Lol I don’t know if it’s TGC’s acting but his Aegon is such a crying mess of a failure - I’m supposed to believe he abuses Helaena? I feel like Helaena would roast his ass easily and he’d have no response besides to run out of the room 😭

Literally this ^^^

There really is only like 5 cities in the us that actually look like the top pic and even then its like ten blocks of their downtown

My dash did a thing.

Adult website and period tracker

for a second I thought this was a meme & not an informative illustration of horse mood, & I thought I just couldn’t get the joke

Make this the new meme!

War, Famine, Pestilence, Death, Umami

trump being indicted for the THIRD time, lizzo being sued for sexual harassment, ariana grande NOT being a girls girl and stealing men, the weeknd just doing whatever the fuck he’s doing, japan making 9/11 jokes bcz barbenheimer (they’re funny af honestly), angus cloud passed away, elon musk changed twitter to X… ALIENS ARE REAL WTF IS GOING ON

Laena Velaryon, rider of Vhagar 

rhaenys & corlys really looked at aemma arryn, a grown woman who died in childbirth & then thought it was a good idea to marry their 12yo little girl to viserys even though maesters have spoken out against girls taking to the birthing bed too young

She deactivated today… rip you icon

Obsessed with the wording here