If you told me that Wes Anderson unlocked his house via playing a song on a flute I would believe you

♫ It’s Private Dick and Prostitute! Haven’t solved a single murder since day one! ♪ (x)

This is Sir Terry Pratchett holding a bottle of booze, sitting next to a fluffy pig. Your argument is invalid.

Source

Forever.

Sometimes

You just want to share some champagne with a pig :)

I believe the picture was taken when Sir Terry won the 13th Bollinger Everyman Wodehouse award!

“The prize itself includes a case of champagne, a set of Wodehouse novels, and the unusual honour of having a locally bred Gloucestershire Old Spot pig named after the winning work.” (x)

Pretty great prize, if you ask me.

all arguments remain invalid until further notice. 

UNMUTE

his little gasp

{

Caption: [off camera] “Hey, I shoved that ball down my pants.”}

The Mummy (1999)

British things

I see your memories and I raise you:

let them out

dog #1 is nervous for the big show, dog #2 comforts him

BUT THE RESEMBLANCE IS UNCANNY

Crying at the Maury cameraman running a 4.6 with full camera gear

when u go on someone’s blog and the text is tiny af

a more fitting gif was never used

imagine if florida was real. that’d be fucked up

ASIMO GOT SWOLE AND BACK FOR VENGEANCE

watch out @dril

off to a good start

intimidation is key