Tegan

send this pic to ppl u hate with no context

this is me

this is me

"hey do you wanna get food, i’ll pay"

…….what little hipster blogger out there is putting their grandma thru this please love yourself and your family

I feel like I’m going to be that aunt who drinks vodka straight out of the bottle and ruins Christmas.

when u do something and u laugh about it at first but then start to regret it later

live to ride

how did bikers ever get the reputation of being fearsome. Everything I’ve ever heard about them is always rides for charity, helping stray animals, telling kids to stay in school and doing cute shit like this and generally being nicer than 90% of the population. 

i wish i lost weight as fast as i lose motivation

i dont know whats emptier, my bank account or my love life

Ladies and gentlemen, the funniest president in the history of ever.

even gifs move more than i do

do you have those people that you’d go anywhere with unconditionally, like they could say “lets go check out that dumpster” and you’d be like “im in”

I wish I wasn’t so annoying like I even piss myself off

if you cant handle me at my worst then leave because i dont have a best im always awful

"hey do you wanna get food, i’ll pay"