Gorillas don’t know any bodybuilding techniques so we have probably never seen one at full potential.

If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again

Isn’t it disgusting that 23 people just unfollowed me

Unfollow me too

this goes double if you call paedophilia a disability. unfollow me twice

and if you call pedophilia an “orientation” or in any way compare it to being LGBP+ you can unfollow, delete your blog, and set yourself on fire. 

I just lost 50 followers.. bye

clearing out the trash

GO ON AND S M A S H THAT UNFOLLOW BUTTON

BUHBYE U McNASTIES

I’ve seen this circulating forever and genuinely thought “no way do I have any of them following me” until this week when it turned out I had all these fuckin “MAP” (pedophile) followers sad to find out I’m an “anti” (normal person) Please leave and also please get guinea worm.

the only easter post that matters

[audio transcript]

Woman: He’s fine. He misses you.

Man: Give him my love.

Woman: Will do. 

[woman looks at ridiculous oversized bird]

Woman: SQUAWK

Bird: SQUAWK

THE END

Good to know shitposting has been around since the inception of cinema

As real phones get more advanced, toy phones get less advanced because it’s turning into just a screen (source)

If race horses could comprehend that victory meant a lifetime of leisure and sex they’d probably run even faster (source)

It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.

Being a dick even to demons

Spite houses - WTF fun facts 

When you walk past people in the street, you are playing the role of a stranger in someone else’s life.

a conversation I saw at Taco Bell

im art blocking so hard

have half a piece of sushi

hey guys…. it’s me….. goku sushi

im glad that out of all the art ive been painstakingly cranking out on a daily basis this month, this is what you people decided to reblog

Why do people still say “this doesn’t fit my blog theme but I had to reblog anyway”? It’s almost 2018. Who gives a fuck. Who even has a coherent blog anymore

Reblog if you’ve never had a coherent blog and got no intention of starting that shit now

monsters seeing percy whip out riptide or do some cool water thing and going “you’re the bitch who beat kronos!” and percy goes “yeah lol” and they just put whatever arm like appendage up in the air in surrender like “it’s cool dude tartarus sucks n i don’t really need to eat that human lol” and they go on their merry ways should be the goal for 2018 mood

Every year, the richest person in America is declared the “Winner of Capitalism.” They get a badge. Then all of their wealth is donated to charity and they have to start over at $0.

This procedure results in the worlds richest people donating excessive amounts of money ahead of the event in an attempt to avoid being hit by a real life blue shell. Thus adding to the overall annual donation.

Please make this real

It is going to be a weird day when people start referring to the 90’s as the late 1900’s (source)

Meanwhile, Trump’s inauguration was literally the most watched program in American history at 31.1 million viewers

The most watched program in American history at 115.2 million viewers was Super Bowl XLIX on February 1, 2015. And the only non-sporting event that made the top 20 of most watched broadcasts was at number 8 the M*A*S*H finale on February 28, 1983 with 105.9 million viewers. Trump’s inauguration wasn’t even the most viewed inauguration, that goes to President Reagan’s first inauguration with nearly 42 million viewers, the second most watched inauguration goes to President Obama’s first inauguration with 37 million viewers. So Trump’s inauguration was very far from “literally the most watched program in American history” as you put it.

But who needs facts in Trump America?

Telescopes operate via mirrors, so we will never know if there are vampires in space

Everybody says that the Simpsons is always predicting the future, but maybe everyone is just copying the Simpsons.

DiCaprio never died in Titanic. The last scene is him going underwater and the first scene in Inception is him waking up on a beach. (source)