what if you were in school and the entire cast of icarlys dead bodies just fell from the ceiling and all you heard was “rANdoOOoOM DANCigNGN”

WHAT THE FUCK ARE U EV EN TAL K IN G AB OUT

sometimes I think I’m better than everyone else but then I remember I am

there is a car called the wiener mobile right outside my car righ thits second

please look at htis i’m going to get a picture with it righ tnow

thsi is the best day of my life

this is the best day of my life

this is what im on tumblr for

The sunset was beautiful today

Holy fuck.

It’s almost been two weeks since Snoop Dogg stole one of his instagram followers’ photos and reuploaded it with a homophobic slur and he hasn’t apologized. But hey, he didn’t apologize for saying that gay and bisexual men weren’t “man” enough to deserve respect in the rap scene but I guess you guys are just going to ignore that one too.

@ all of you hey why are you so quiet today?

god who fucking cares. who fucking cares. who fucking cares. everyone stop being offended and mad over the smallest shit ever. ask urself who the fuck fucking cares

THE POWER FLICKERED THREE TIMES

IF WE LOSE POWER I’M QUITTING

JUST GIVE ME 20 FUCKIN MINUTES FOR MY CHICKEN NUGGETS TO COOK PLEASE

please

(vegan) I hope your power runs out 

thats fuckin nice and all but the chicken is already in the nuggets. the power going out doesn’t save a chicken. it’s a nugget already. sorry

this is the strongest vine I ever seen

me during the whole month of october 

why do they even include 2014 as an option when selecting your birth year online like u fresh out the womb ready to join gmail

baethoven

no vine is better than this 

I’m boutta go get high just bc this vine

someone somewhere is meeting the love of their life right now and that’s pretty cool

don’t disappoint your dogs