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I don’t know why, but I think some Americans don’t realise how big the UK is….
American Customer: you’re English right? Do you know the bookshop between Wales and Bristol that has lots of books in?
Me in my head: yeah mate, I know that one. Classic. Love to pop down there on a cheeky break between work. What a wanker…
the continuous 48 states are is almost 39x the size of the isle of great britan
that’s your answer
For reference:
That’s JUST Texas.
When will the UK learn that they are puny little ants in which to be crushed???
where’s that post where the british person was like “oh yeah i only get to see my dad 2-3 times a year because he lives so far away :/” and a person asked “oh no how far away is he?” and the british person said “75 minutes”
op it literally takes about 20 minutes to get to wales from bristol, op that’s a reasonable question do you understand geography
leave europe alone you fucking colonizers
It takes my mom an hour to drive to work. Sometimes more. Europeans are cowards.
“Leave Europe alone you fucking colonizers” Should we tell them?
i love being queerbaited and i love tragedy i am the gay person homophobic people write for
old macdonald had ENOUGH
Why has this got so many notes what the fuck Tumblr
1) It’s title says something 2) The pictures provide what the title says 3) It ends with someone dramatically looking toward the camera
cause its funny look how thin that watermelon is its just flapping in the wind thats absurd
not to sound like a commie or anything but I hate how it costs money to be alive
pixar really had to hardcore yank tony’s ‘i smoke a line of cocaine behind the school dumpster during second period’ character design to replace it with a facetuned love interest from a disney channel original movie . u already kno some pixar director mustve went back to the source material and noticed tony’s busted ass face and they had to scrap that shit immediately . he was literally too ugly to allow even a trace of his original face associate w/ the masterpiece they were abt to be making . rebooted his whole ass face then gave him his dark turtleneck and called it a day smh . mess
i’m screaming at the people reblogging this and saying that new tony is generic and old tony had some “character” like why do you people think that a man being ugly means he has personality . tony circa 2004 looks like he’d piss in the bushes outside your mom’s house and new tony looks like he’d wait 57 minutes for his food at a restaurant and still be nice to the waiter because they’re “just doing their best”. accept that pixar pulled the gag of the century and gave us the tony we deserve
pixar, completely remodeling tony’s clapped face: fuck a bitch named consistent character design and maintenance of the integrity of the original work. new tony is going to look like he would pay $60 for a gram of weed whether you losers like it or NOT
old tony stans lil pump
Mechanical pencil discourse:
These are the good ones
These? Awful wobbly hell sticks.
what about these
how about this?
Both of these are good too but the bottom ones are expensive as fuck
👀 ?
Those classify as the first ones they are good
what about everyones favorite?
THOSE ARE DISGUSTING HOW FUCKING DARE YOU
those last ones shatter if anyone within 10 feet of you even thinks that they might maybe need something to write with
Hey OP
this is the worst addition, thanks
Things are getting fucking heated in the Mechanical Pencil fandom.
*ships m/f couples but in an un-mistakably bisexual way*
They need to redo twilight by just having the actors go back to the filming locations and try to recreate it from memory
Anna Kendrick couldn’t even remember being in the movie. This is an amazing idea
Im cute and im sexy and thats why im allowed to build my wizard tower within city limits. Zoning laws dont apply to me because the whole city council is so charmed by my voluminous robes and funny hat.
i think theyre actually charmed by that spell u put on them, not ur style
You take me for a beguiler? Accuse me of bewitchment? Nay, I say not. If theyre bespelled by anything its by my luminous personality and dumptruck asscheeks
not to be political on main but i think we should probably be making things easier for people
today in theater someone asked my friend if he was pro gay and he was like “im not pro gay but im not amateur gay either”
