Enemies to “ugh I can’t believe I’m saving your life” to “ugh we have to work together or the world ends but it’s not like I like you or anything” to “oh we actually connect pretty well but that doesn’t mean anything” to “I would die for you but don’t read too much into it” to “I’ll kill anyone who lays a finger on you” to Lovers.
friend who lives hundreds of miles away: yes
gonna skip school but go to school anyway and steal my friend’s lunch money during recess and have my other friend be accused of theft but then he gets exonerated and becomes a lawyer
Do you think you’ll be framed for murder and that lawyer friend will save you?
haha nah, anyway i cant wait for my supermodel girlfriend to come home from her trip
You should go to her place and see if she’s back yet.
lol okay i’m sure she definitely misses me, her boyfriend
i think that the "i do not control the ____" memes are generally tame and do not lend enough credence to the genuine absurdity of the original line that is
please stop trying to explain chess in the notes this is a fire emblem joke
floating loafs on several degrees of squish
look I’m not a lawyer yet but all I’m saying is I would be incredibly offended if my client handed me a fucking textbook about evidence law three days into their criminal trial
Happy International Adachi Fucked Up Day, everybody!
Being a doctor in bnha must be fucking impossible you can only get your degree and hope you don’t run into too many patients with absolutely batshit biology
The villagers in Fire Emblem be like I have the defensive stats of a wet paper towel and I’m not afraid to fight god.
