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@catsthemewsical

Late 20s. Latina Lesbian. I post videos, cute cats, polls, and feminism stuff. Anons and DMs are usually open, sometimes I can respond quite late. I block a lot because I'm here for a good time not to deal with losers. Minors, please block this tag -> nsfw.txt

elon musk is literally like a parody. like he cant genuinely fucking be like this like bro is on some satirical depiction of a spoiled rich kid type shit. like hes a cartoon evil rich guy. throwing tantrums bc someone criticized him or said they didnt like him. spending billions of dollars to buy an app and then changing the app every time someone uses a feature of the app to insult him or hurt his feefees. dude straight up does the cartoon steam blowing out of ears train whistle shit irl every time someone says anything mean to him or is transgender but whats terrifying is he has enough money to do anything he wants and millions of chuds who would gladly no homo suck his cock every night before he goes to bed. like. how has someone come to be like this. why has this been allowed to happen why was he created

i think most rich guys are actually more like elon than they aren't, they all have simpering fanclubs online but enough haters to keep them up at night. i've seen a good half-dozen "richest man in X country" instagram accounts litigating their personal beef with some obscure shitposter who won't stop trolling them. they run the world but everyone doesn't love them so they're not happy

this is the richest guy in africa and his mortal enemy, a bored brazilian man

that poll going around asking how often you smoke weed and almost a third of ppl saying they’ve never smoked before, and that poll that revealed that over a third of tumblr users have never kissed anyone before, proves to me that stoners who have gay sex are a small but imperative part of the tumblr ecosystem. Keystone species

there are actually a few things all women have in common aside from basic biology. for example one such trait is a universal insatiable desire to consume the many species cheeses of a variety of nations. another would of course be the bread lust, a moment we all know. men wouldn't understand of course because they're too busy with their very own signature communal trait (meat lust). in many senses! in many many senses

I hate how this is seen as humor. Do people not understand how horrifying it is for a COLLEGE PROFESSOR to have “BUSTY COLLEGE GIRLS..” BOOKMARKED??? He is most definitely sexualizing and fantasizing his female students. What’s worse is that this is more than likely on his work computer. He’s watching this stuff, more than likely masturbating to this stuff, at work…in college campus

Instead of people seeing this as disturbing, everyone’s just laughing it up. No concern for the female students he teaches to.

Is clit to tit a good replacement for balls to the wall? thoughts......

i cycle between yay alcohol is soooo fun let me drink some often to if i drink any alcohol i will krill myself because it is so fucking nasty the effects arent even fun and its a pain in the ass to be drunk

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If you are making a boy character into a girl character for a gender swap art thing you better put that bulk back on that girl or so help me. You think girls are allergic to muscles? To fat? Do you think big bulky butch women are imaginary or something?? If that boy is as wide as a fridge that girl better be a deep freezer. Cowardice. Rights for women that are built like a tank!

Communicating with my cat is so crazy, it’s like, you watch my back for predators when I sleep. You meow only because you know that I vocalize often, but the words I use are nothing to you unless they’re associated with things relevant to your little baby life (food, for example). You slow blink at me because you feel safe with me. You point your ass at my face, indicating that you trust me to watch your back for predators, because you feel safe with me. You sit in my lap and sleep pressed against my side because you need to warm yourself up, and you trust me to warm you. I know this because I have access to information. If I didn’t, these things would be weird to me. I call you Lulu, but you don’t need a name for me; you have your senses to identify me. You smell me to identify me. You nuzzle me with your head to mark me as family with your scent. We ARE family. You are both the baby I feed and the elderly little lady who watches over me. It’s a very special and pure interspecies bond. I have a concept of “love” that is metaphysical, conceptual; you have an instinctual bond to those that you “trust” to help you survive (and that you, in turn, help to survive). You DO aid my survival on an emotional level that you can’t possibly understand, because you try to aid me on the physical level that comes naturally to you. Who said survival of the fittest has no room for love? We share the pure love of deep friendship because you and I must survive. My creature, Lulu, my best friend. My stinky.

Had a dream I was trying to set up a strap date with a lesbian but I just had too much going on and freaking too many tasks 👺 stop fucking clit blocking in my dreams!!!!